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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
Its a good time to point out that I have PTSD and severe depression/suicidal tendacies.

But I suppose that would make it more fun for you all.
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believe it or not, most people here don't want to see people with issues kill themselves. but you can't go on the lolcow forum and talk about your lolcow thinking and expect others to let it slide. get some therapy man. and i don't mean that in a derogatory way. everyone here sees how out of touch you are so maybe take that as a sign. sharing your DMs with angie would be awesome of you though and much appreciated. just censor anything even remotely identifying and you have nothing to worry about.
 
Marche said:
Are you a nigger?
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No and I'm not a kike, spic, slav, or gook either.
Lady Rackets thong said:
believe it or not, most people here don't want to see people with issues kill themselves. but you can't go on the lolcow forum and talk about your lolcow thinking and expect others to let it slide. get some therapy man. and i don't mean that in a derogatory way. everyone here sees how out of touch you are so maybe take that as a sign. sharing your DMs with angie would be awesome of you though and much appreciated. just censor anything even remotely identifying and you have nothing to worry about.
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I tried therapy, just made me feel worse. I'm fine though. The DMs aren't that exciting but I can try and share a few later. It's literally just talking about hobbies and junk so don't get too excited.
 
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Burt did a room tour, featuring a wall covered in pics of people he's met, mostly fishtank contestants and multiple ones of Mizzy, including one seemingly covered in cum, and pictures of him in Jeffrey Epstein's lap

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Bear he got from a special someone and a Bible that his mom insists he keeps in his bedroom
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Polyboros2 said:
No way Seth would of won.

Drench was probably the most likely winner. She's a whore, she can take the abuse and her issues where nowhere near as bad as the others.

Freddie and Drench as the final two is as likely as Freddie crossing a line and having to be kicked off the show on any day.
So Seth is definitely beating Daniel, maybe outlasting Aryeh if he quits, probably kicked before Freddie unless he goes full criminal, and almost certainly before Ellie.
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Direnc is aussie and probably couldn't actually win because of her visa so wiggers would've rigged the game against her or just not paid her. She herself admitted she fucked up by entering US on ESTA instead of applying for a business trip visa.
Wiggers have since put a hard "no foreigners, even Canadians" rule into casting.

I do think seth would've fumbled the bag, but there was basically no way to make s4's cast "fair" and things were trending towards direnc, fred, and aryeh being the favorites.

I don't think wiggers would've given a ton of money to the spongebob retard guy, they were literally doing a bit where daniel got "raped and eliminated" when the cops showed up, and aryeh was mid-spergout over spongebob costumes.

so i think fred would've ultimately taken the W, sleazebagmaxxing his way to victory, and jet would just have to accept the inevitable heroin overdose that comes from giving a guy like that 50k.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
I am a man. I cannot be curious? I'm not interested in dating her or sex with her. But a man can't help but be curious about seeing a woman naked? I mean c'mon. I can be a pervert and not be interested sexually contrary to belief.

And as I said, I didn't talk to her for nudes or anything sexual or dating. I was just curious what kind of person she was outside the tank. She was really nice and chill. I saw her as a genuine friend, something hard to come by these days.
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TotallyNotAPsycho said:
And as I said, I didn't talk to her for nudes or anything sexual or dating. I was just curious what kind of person she was outside the tank. She was really nice and chill. I saw her as a genuine friend, something hard to come by these days.
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You keep saying the gayest most faggy shit LMAO. You saw the girl built like a preteen string along a junkie and an autist and you thought "this is a person with talking to!!!☝️🤓" going by all the pathetic shit you've admitted youre probably so stupid you thought you had a chance.
STOP POSTING NIGGA
 
I want dinner and a show back. Being in Georgia, I hope they can get a saucy black voodoo lady to do a seance. Maybe the Fishtank house was build on a slave plantation. More mind readers and ventriloquists too
 
King Of The Kiwis said:
They had a year to prepare and theyre still going to fuck it up arent they
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People need to stop wondering if they're going to fuck it up. It makes you sound retarded. It's like asking "that black guys going to shoplift, isn't he?"
Yes. It's a guaranteed certainty. In fact, it's one of the few things that's actually guaranteed in this life. They've always fucked it up. They've never put in any serious effort. They don't ever look back in retrospect at what they could possibly do better. They most likely haven't even finalized a cast and when they do they'll end up still being short and it will be a bunch of fans who aren't funny. The girls don't ever get naked. The guys don't ever actually fight. Nothing really bad ever even happens and anytime things start to look promising Jet will march out from the garage to kill it. The drama off the show is annoying and extremely cringe inducing. Sam barely even shows up anymore and allegedly won't be there at all this season (I doubt that). I can't believe people watch this show at all. But one thing I know is that no fan believes there's even a shred of possibility that Jet won't fuck it up. He 100% will.
 
Jet is the thread's pet little retard and that's why we love him. We know he is going to fuck up, the question is how he fucks up.
 
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