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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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i miss TotallyNotAPsycho. we want him back! @mods thread is dead anyway, and he was going to share some DMs he had with angie (a fish).
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@Null TotallyNotAPsycho was banned for derailing the thread, but most of his posts were FT related. the user that reported him was just annoyed. kindly unban. thanks.
I agree, in off season, if someone wants to sacrifice themselves to the thread for entertainment, then let them.
 
It's a pretty funny idea that everyone is rallying around this poster trying to get him unbanned just so they can talk shit and call him a retard more. And it'll probably be the highlight of his life if it happens.
 
I nominate @King Of The Kiwis for his inability to have a thought of any value whatsoever

A+ ragebait thanks for the contribution


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In the future it’s board etiquette to mark your post ***FAGGOT*** so we know you’re a preseason poster that’s going to sperg about site shit and we should ignore you. Thanks hun ✨
 
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So the host is going to bail pretty quickly into the season. Good job Jet.
Will you people stop believing Jet's obvious attempts at gaslighting? People ITT genuinely believed he got fired and was working at Subway and this tweet isn't much more believable. If he came out tomorrow and said that S5 takes place in the sewers of Atlanta and starred nothing but hobos, people in this thread would be going "SEE I TOLD YOU! GORAN FUCKED UP ANOTHER SEASON HOPE YOU ENJOYED PUTTING YOUR TRUST IN THE WIGGERS"
 
Will you people stop believing Jet's obvious attempts at gaslighting? People ITT genuinely believed he got fired and was working at Subway and this tweet isn't much more believable. If he came out tomorrow and said that S5 takes place in the sewers of Atlanta and starred nothing but hobos, people in this thread would be going "SEE I TOLD YOU! GORAN FUCKED UP ANOTHER SEASON HOPE YOU ENJOYED PUTTING YOUR TRUST IN THE WIGGERS"
the difference is that "sam isn't the host" is very plausible, because he was very low energy in S4 and hates to travel outside of his area, meanwhile the subway stuff was obviously a joke from the start, jet isn't humble enough to admit he got fired
 
the difference is that "sam isn't the host" is very plausible, because he was very low energy in S4 and hates to travel outside of his area, meanwhile the subway stuff was obviously a joke from the start, jet isn't humble enough to admit he got fired
I'm specifically referring to "the new host didn't know the contestants sleep in the house lolloloolol he didnt know it's a 24 hour live stream lolololool". I personally think there was never a world in which Sam hosts FishTank if it isn't within commute distance from his house.
 
They haven't been preparing for a year.
Time wasted then.

To be fair, its been about 8 or 9 months since S4 flopped and died. So it is true they havent been preparing for a year, but how much of the time have they actually spent doing anything besides getting high and fucking high schoolers?
 
Time wasted then.

To be fair, its been about 8 or 9 months since S4 flopped and died. So it is true they havent been preparing for a year, but how much of the time have they actually spent doing anything besides getting high and fucking high schoolers?
Are you completely ignorant of who you're talking about and what this thread is for?
 
Will you people stop believing Jet's obvious attempts at gaslighting?
It is ambiguous at best. I don't see the point of a potential lie, maybe it pivots on how much contempt towards the audience you ascribe to Jet at this time. He is not above that obviously. I think it is just not clear in any direction.

Time wasted then.

To be fair, its been about 8 or 9 months since S4 flopped and died. So it is true they havent been preparing for a year, but how much of the time have they actually spent doing anything besides getting high and fucking high schoolers?
They at best got a cast two weeks ago (if they got one at all) and most of the time has been spent dealing with the old properties and scouting a new one. There is obviously always some progress like Jet and Ben throwing ideas around I guess, and I don't think time wasted is easily counted in hours. A lot of things are brewing in the back of your mind at all times. I personally think they are rushing into the season though, just based on what was said during the audition streams they did. Their history is also them just winging it and going with the flow, seems they have not changed that yet.
 
It is ambiguous at best. I don't see the point of a potential lie, maybe it pivots on how much contempt towards the audience you ascribe to Jet at this time. He is not above that obviously. I think it is just not clear in any direction.
He's using himself as engagement bait leading up to the season. He's the fan hate lightning rod and is trying to take advantage of it which is probably the right thing to do.
 
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