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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aidan said:
He's the fan hate lightning rod and is trying to take advantage of it which is probably the right thing to do.
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At the very least its prudent to be a lightning rod prior to the season solely to bait out anyone that is willing to fuck with them the way Shadi was doing last year. Better to expose problems pre-season than in the middle of the season. To my knowledge nobody has managed to dox the house just yet, even though we know the general location of it via fastfood delivery and the Subway video.
 
NiggerLicker said:
I nominate @King Of The Kiwis for his inability to have a thought of any value whatsoever

A+ ragebait thanks for the contribution


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I dunno some gay nerd shit:

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creaturestorm said:
Time wasted then.

To be fair, its been about 8 or 9 months since S4 flopped and died. So it is true they havent been preparing for a year, but how much of the time have they actually spent doing anything besides getting high and fucking high schoolers?
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I assume they were in Georgia for less than a month when they posted the Subway video. They have likely been working on it for a number a weeks I can count on my hands.
 
A Distant Northern Land said:
I want dinner and a show back. Being in Georgia, I hope they can get a saucy black voodoo lady to do a seance. Maybe the Fishtank house was build on a slave plantation. More mind readers and ventriloquists too
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A voodoo lady would be absolutely amazing. I hope they also get a more fun magician this season. Maybe also an old school clown?
Some kind of crunchy health guru would also be super fun and they could make the fish adhere to ridiculous dietary restrictions.

The padded room they showed kind of reminds me of elementary school physical education. It would be way more fun than the working out/boxing stuff, if they did an elementary school type sports competition.

Right now the possibilities are endless and I'm starting to get excited!
 
Host theories:

Andy Dick:
they were already trying to get him on bloodgames 2, is willing to hang out in a shitty motel for a month, will chimp out over TTS
only downside is the rape, won't be a problem if they police him just a little bit

Sam Hyde in a wig and/or on a laptop:
most likely actual option: epic gaslight - it's not actually Sam Hyde it's Mason Whitcomb the mansophere venture capitalist podcaster :^)
bit where they cast a bunch of MDE fans and wheel out a TV with Sam on it becomes reality

Some random actor they picked up:
craigslist guy doing a character, cheap, epic bit where he wears balenciaga or something, doesn't know fishtank - joke's on him when things get offensive, gross, and wacky!

Some random lolcow they picked up:
Keem, Blade, Josh Block, Ice Poseidon, or some semi-famous sperg that's more of a host-in-name-only and gets to fuck with other random retards - get some sadistic faggot to mess with retarded faggots, would be *huffs Galaxy Gas* totally hilarious bro!

the comment about host not knowing the contestants live there rules out people like Frank Hassle, Alex Stein, Weck, and other fishtank regulars
 
Hearing that the wiggers are in Georgia has me hoping season 5 takes place in Chris Benoit's house in Fayetteville, the place has gotta be cheap now that's it's cursed with schizo CTE demons
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TotallyNotAPsycho said:
Its a good time to point out that I have PTSD and severe depression/suicidal tendacies.

But I suppose that would make it more fun for you all.
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Then maybe do yourself some good, stop simping for women that go on POOP SHOWS, go outside and get some sun on your face, and stop shitting up this thread, my lord. Alternatively keep posting cringe simp shit so I, and others, can continue to have a laugh. If Null sees it he'll probably thread ban you though.


EDIT: I'm late and gay LMAO
Lady Rackets thong said:
i miss TotallyNotAPsycho. we want him back! @mods thread is dead anyway, and he was going to share some DMs he had with angie (a fish).
please

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@Null TotallyNotAPsycho was banned for derailing the thread, but most of his posts were FT related. the user that reported him was just annoyed. kindly unban. thanks.
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Kitty Cat Man said:
Andy Dick:
they were already trying to get him on bloodgames 2, is willing to hang out in a shitty motel for a month, will chimp out over TTS
only downside is the rape, won't be a problem if they police him just a little bit
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Andy Dick is completely fucked. Like sitting on the curb of hollywood blvd shitfaced 2am hanging with random homeless kind of fucked.

No policing that, he's gonna get some sex charges if you stream him around guys. Think alcoholic suicidal Burt.
 
EenGevolg said:
Logging in doesn't really matter, accessing literally anything on the site requires a season pass.
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The spinoff is more expensive than real fishtank now lol. Since Fishtank moved down to 30 day seasons a single pass for 10 usd covers a full main season.
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Kitty Cat Man said:
Some random actor they picked up:
craigslist guy doing a character, cheap, epic bit where he wears balenciaga or something, doesn't know fishtank - joke's on him when things get offensive, gross, and wacky!
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That would be a good bit for like a week.
 
Aidan said:
He's using himself as engagement bait leading up to the season. He's the fan hate lightning rod and is trying to take advantage of it which is probably the right thing to do.
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Ancient Pioneer said:
At the very least its prudent to be a lightning rod prior to the season solely to bait out anyone that is willing to fuck with them the way Shadi was doing last year. Better to expose problems pre-season than in the middle of the season. To my knowledge nobody has managed to dox the house just yet, even though we know the general location of it via fastfood delivery and the Subway video.
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I usually agree with you guys, but the odds that this theory about Jet's giga-brain marketing and PR scheme is true seem just as likely to me as him simply attention-whoring now that Sam is maxx checked-out and he has completely free reign as the biggest Wigger on the Fishtank block.
 
Agares said:
Roberto just said that if el Estanque meets its funding goals, they'll have a guest star on. It could be Sam, Frank or even Seth from S4. I detect a little foreshadowing here.
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"El presidente, give these guys a green card!"
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