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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
ackack99 said:
no more random explosions, thank god. only took them three years and five seasons to figure it out.
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that actually makes me remenber something, you can pay to mess with people in another clan's viewing experience, thats right, if you become a menber and join a clan you will get a worse viewing experience , and jet wonders why people pirate the streams , unreal. everything about clans is cursed, basically turned the fan community into one giant supershit discord server
 
AwfulHumanBean said:
I usually agree with you guys, but the odds that this theory about Jet's giga-brain marketing and PR scheme is true seem just as likely to me as him simply attention-whoring now that Sam is maxx checked-out and he has completely free reign as the biggest Wigger on the Fishtank block.
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Oh, come on! He doesn't need a "giga-brain" to know that the lack of preparation is one of the main criticisms in the fandom. He even complains about this criticism and has played into it several times. He also always gets positive feedback whenever he doesn't act like a piss baby. That doesn't stop him most of the time, but I do think he has caught on to that at least a little bit. Also trolling for PR and attention-whoring are kind of the exact same thing in this instance.
Different topic: Does anyone have the S3(?) clip of Jet trying to fill an inflatable hot tub by taping a plank underneath a faucet? Idk why, but that's the first thing I think about, whenever Jets incompetence comes up. (Maybe because of the table bit?)
 
Having no context: spictank is great lol. The fact a leaf blower hasnt been busted out during the rice counting challenge yet is beyond me. It sounds like this season is English which makes me want to tune in. It was nice they had the live translation thing but fishtank is best as a second screen show that you LOCK IN when shits happening.
Regardless thankyou to the clippers, watchers, and summarizers of spictank.
 
The American guy they brought in is none other than Stonefox from Streamstars. He may not have gotten onto S4 but he did get a free trip to El Salvador to go on a show with a far more competent production team.

Aryeh allegedly wants to go to so they can hang out.
 
I found some Fishtank adjacent (Stream Stars) cringe in the wild. I just watched The Truman Show for the very first time tonight and after the movie I was thinking about a meme, I believe during S3 someone made an AI edit where Jet's face was swapped on to every character in the movie? (I think it's probably uploaded somewhere in this thread) Anyways, I thought maybe it was on youtube, did a search, nothing, but I got this video
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I've seen it before, but I figured I'd watch some of it for a laugh, looked through some comments, and found this cursed shit.
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Definitely seems to be her channel, you can even see I came across her doing an interview at some point lol
 

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R9K Insurgent said:
I found some Fishtank adjacent (Stream Stars) cringe in the wild. I just watched The Truman Show for the very first time tonight and after the movie I was thinking about a meme, I believe during S3 someone made an AI edit where Jet's face was swapped on to every character in the movie? (I think it's probably uploaded somewhere in this thread) Anyways, I thought maybe it was on youtube, did a search, nothing, but I got this video
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I've seen it before, but I figured I'd watch some of it for a laugh, looked through some comments, and found this cursed shit.
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Definitely seems to be her channel, you can even see I came across her doing an interview at some point lol
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This tweet from Jet makes more sense now, this was under the poll Jet put out and deleted last week.
She responded and said she had no idea what he was talking about but looking for the reply she deleted both comments. I remember hearing her name a few times during Streamstars, shes been a minor fishtank orbiter for awhile.
 
Plasticise said:
I remember hearing her name a few times during Streamstars, shes been a minor fishtank orbiter for awhile.
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She's the retard that thought that the Xavier Ravenblood user here was the real Xavier and started yelling at him on Twitter for calling her fat on Kiwi Farms while he was very confused
 
R9K Insurgent said:
I found some Fishtank adjacent (Stream Stars) cringe in the wild. I just watched The Truman Show for the very first time tonight and after the movie I was thinking about a meme, I believe during S3 someone made an AI edit where Jet's face was swapped on to every character in the movie? (I think it's probably uploaded somewhere in this thread) Anyways, I thought maybe it was on youtube, did a search, nothing, but I got this video
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I've seen it before, but I figured I'd watch some of it for a laugh, looked through some comments, and found this cursed shit.
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Definitely seems to be her channel, you can even see I came across her doing an interview at some point lol
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This is the same woman who thought Xavier actually have a KF account (I know he was an ex-janny but I doubt he named his KF account "Xavier Ravenblood" and talked about her in this very thread. She also the same woman who tard wrangle Alex B on his first appearance in Sardine Tin. She sucked so much even the Sardine Tin casts don't want anything to do with her

She definitely has some screw loose and really wants to be part of the production. I remember her having a kid that her parents took care off, she mentioned this after she got trolled by someone, saying she is leaving xitter and fishtank community to improve her mental health on her xitter. Sadly, I can't find those tweets I mentioned.
Blackstar said:
She's the retard that thought that the Xavier Ravenblood user here was the real Xavier and started yelling at him on Twitter for calling her fat on Kiwi Farms while he was very confused
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Well, she is FAT.
 
Mörkö said:
The Aryeh counter is still sitting at 6% of its donation goal and the chat is consistently hostile to the idea of him coming. Nobody wants the Jew.
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he was good for the novelty of a big, bald, fucked up autist. got really stale after learning he's a closeted homo libtard. got outright annoying in the final moments of the show. totally blew all his goodwill with the community turning his twitter into a "debate me, fellow redditors" schtick.

they probably thought he'd be a m'lady fedora sperg(that ended up being Dan) when he's actually just a big dumpy gay guy.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
he was good for the novelty of a big, bald, fucked up autist. got really stale after learning he's a closeted homo libtard. got outright annoying in the final moments of the show. totally blew all his goodwill with the community turning his twitter into a "debate me, fellow redditors" schtick.

they probably thought he'd be a m'lady fedora sperg(that ended up being Dan) when he's actually just a big dumpy gay guy.
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He's Jimmy without the anger issues or passion for assaulting women. He talks a lot and can be naturally funny by being himself, but the majority of his active efforts to be funny are forced unfunny shit, and it's something he does a lot.
 
EenGevolg said:
He's Jimmy without the anger issues or passion for assaulting women. He talks a lot and can be naturally funny by being himself, but the majority of his active efforts to be funny are forced unfunny shit, and it's something he does a lot.
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Jimmy also just has that evil chud swag that can't really be recreated or quantified.

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