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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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I really like that they made a full new site design. As with Season 2 you can expect the site design to reflect the house itself. The design elements point toward some of the ideas people brought up when they asked on X a little while back.

Like Group Home,
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Memphis,
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Mix in the stupid one maybe
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Spictank had a productive night. They introduced a new frog: Stonefox from one of the FT spinoffs (Sardine Tin I think?). The twist is that he can only interact with the current frogs through their shared bathroom that sits between the two bedrooms. At some point they had a food delivery, upon which Roberto convinced the delivery driver Nestor to stay on the show as a contestant. Nestor was placed with Stonefox, who doesn't speak Espanol, so they communicate through a translation app on Nestor's phone. Despite these setbacks they seem to be getting along and were provided with matching outfits.
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He also wasn't aware that there was any prize money involved, so he's just along with it for the vibes.


Had to cut the video short because I laughed and ruined the screen recording but basically he said that Roberto never mentioned any prize money or compensation or anything, just that they were filming a livestreamed show.

Spoiling since not everyone cares about Mexitank. On the other end of the hallway, Sara and Felix were locked in a cuck cage for the night (Duende penalty for exiting). People in chat were sending lyrics to the 3 frogs, including hits available on Espotify from Gayty Perry, Keed Rock, and Kanye. They also were coerced into praising Donald Trump on their knees for a cigarette. They didnt know how to do that so they just said the pledge of allegiance and replaced "under God" with "under Donald Trump."



 
Blackstar said:
She's the retard that thought that the Xavier Ravenblood user here was the real Xavier and started yelling at him on Twitter for calling her fat on Kiwi Farms while he was very confused
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
This is the same woman who thought Xavier actually have a KF account (I know he was an ex-janny but I doubt he named his KF account "Xavier Ravenblood" and talked about her in this very thread. She also the same woman who tard wrangle Alex B on his first appearance in Sardine Tin. She sucked so much even the Sardine Tin casts don't want anything to do with her

She definitely has some screw loose and really wants to be part of the production. I remember her having a kid that her parents took care off, she mentioned this after she got trolled by someone, saying she is leaving xitter and fishtank community to improve her mental health on her xitter. Sadly, I can't find those tweets I mentioned.
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I forgot that was her :story: I knew her from stream stars a bit and remember something about her being a single mother and not acting very motherly...The Fishtank community is a good time lol.
 
Agares said:
A true return to form. Though in context, the S3 house was a fever dream in its own way as well. The transition from reality show set to trashed hell house was absolute kino to watch in real time and one of my favorite parts of that season.
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the only season that didn't feel like a fever dream was S4, it just felt like another dumb spinoff/streamer house, even S1 had its charm due to the weirdness of the contestants and you never knowing what was going to happen next.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
This is the same woman who thought Xavier actually have a KF account (I know he was an ex-janny but I doubt he named his KF account "Xavier Ravenblood" and talked about her in this very thread. She also the same woman who tard wrangle Alex B on his first appearance in Sardine Tin. She sucked so much even the Sardine Tin casts don't want anything to do with her

She definitely has some screw loose and really wants to be part of the production. I remember her having a kid that her parents took care off, she mentioned this after she got trolled by someone, saying she is leaving xitter and fishtank community to improve her mental health on her xitter. Sadly, I can't find those tweets I mentioned.

Well, she is FAT.
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What makes it even funnier is that it was Ravier Xavenblood that called her fat, I think. Rate me dumb if I’m wrong, I’m not looking back 1000 pages to verify. I looked.
 
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DustBuns said:
It was Xavier Ravenblood and it's why he changed his name to Not Xavier Ravenblood.
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Nah, it was Ravier. I went back 1000 pages and looked.

Agares said:
BrookieBabe420 is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Really makes you wonder what KF or 4chan did to get his titties in a twist. Hopefully this doesn't mean there's going to be a trans fish or freeloader in S4.
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this isnt relevant but i want to point out that the user xavier ravenblood lives in a trailer park and for some reason kept trying to flex on people and was the worst shitposter in the chat during the season
 
anliteralidiot said:
Idk what they're doing, I just love Roberto shaved his fucking hair to this shit.
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Roberto is amazing. He upped his game


I’m liking the season a lot so far ngl
Mörkö said:
Spictank had a productive night. They introduced a new frog: Stonefox from one of the FT spinoffs (Sardine Tin I think?). The twist is that he can only interact with the current frogs through their shared bathroom that sits between the two bedrooms. At some point they had a food delivery, upon which Roberto convinced the delivery driver Nestor to stay on the show as a contestant. Nestor was placed with Stonefox, who doesn't speak Espanol, so they communicate through a translation app on Nestor's phone. Despite these setbacks they seem to be getting along and were provided with matching outfits.
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He also wasn't aware that there was any prize money involved, so he's just along with it for the vibes.

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Had to cut the video short because I laughed and ruined the screen recording but basically he said that Roberto never mentioned any prize money or compensation or anything, just that they were filming a livestreamed show.

Spoiling since not everyone cares about Mexitank. On the other end of the hallway, Sara and Felix were locked in a cuck cage for the night (Duende penalty for exiting). People in chat were sending lyrics to the 3 frogs, including hits available on Espotify from Gayty Perry, Keed Rock, and Kanye. They also were coerced into praising Donald Trump on their knees for a cigarette. They didnt know how to do that so they just said the pledge of allegiance and replaced "under God" with "under Donald Trump."
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