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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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from their new tweet. looks like the bar area is themed after The Shining.

jungle room, retard room, suburb doghouse, and now overlook hotel. interesting theme they've got going this time. actually optimistic.
Hopefully the guest robot lasts longer than the drone cam did in Bloodgames. I can easily see that thing falling down the stairs or getting broken by a drunk contestant.
 
People on Twitter are not happy about having a gringo on El Estanque due to the current political climate. The masses have been pressuring Mr. Doctor to have Stonefox fill out this Kamala Harris Apology Form and issue a public apology.
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KAMALA HARRIS APOLOGY FORM
To: Kamala Harris
From: Stonefox
Date: 03/05/2026

Reason for behavior:

[] I fell for Zion Don's tricks a THIRD time
[] I got too emotionally invested in the spectacle
[] I believed in 5D chess
[] I was too impatient for Mega-Hitler 2028
[] I still fundamentally believed the system is legitimate
[] I didn't trust Big Spence or embrace the brat energy

[] I will hereby respect Kamala Harris and I will NOT Talk down on the accidental savior of the White Race.

Your apology needs to be as loud your disrespect was
 
Seems like they are throwing a bunch of shit at the wall for S5. I don't see a general theme in each update they post. The expensive robot, the horror movie set room, the painted room that looks like a kindergarten class/nursery room, and the padded room. Its just like nobody is in there to reject Jet's galaxy brained ideas so the budget grew bigger everyday and maybe that's why they have to squish every last drop off money from the whales.
 
why the hell would they paint goop on the windows? why not just use the film you can peel off when you want to sell the place? fucking retards.
It can be wiped off with paint thinner or scrubbed off.

Source: I bothered to actually look this stuff up instead of believing the title of a video put up by people who love lying to their audience as a joke. Just search "frosted glass paint" on Amazon and you'll find products matching the packaging in the video.
 
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