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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Polychromos said:
That really depends on the rest of the cast of any given season. A Vance-type fish will never be the main event, but a somewhat boring straight man can have it's place in a sea of autists.
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yeah but a real one, Vance wanted to be the sane man in the sea of autists but he just came across as a smug autist too good for the crowd
 
Thats why Luke got hired by Sam and Vance got hired by the wiggers.

BingBongDingDong said:
Somebody post the FPV footage from S2 when Greg would have it on and be drinking.

GULP GULP GULP GULP
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I did it myself, but its not a clip (enojy the bonus chicken getting drenched by cranberry and vodka):
(If it doesnt embed correctly go to 54:40)

and heres a sick edit somebody made
 
BingBongDingDong said:
His version of wrangling Jon was acting like they were boys. Then when tayleigh decided she was going to backstab and kill Jon he was all on board, the only person even having any kind of qualm with it was Jimmy funny enough.
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Ahh that, yeah. To be fair I seem to recall everyone being pretty done with Jon at that point, he wasn't really into the larping ( even less into it than at the start, him not giving a shit was very funny for quite awhile) and he was being an all around downer so I think the general consensus with the Fish and Production was killing him off was a good way to get him off the show while idk "advancing the plot" Iirc there was some kind of bargain to be had if they killed Jon because he was on track to join forces with The Duke, it wasn't just "Hurr let's kill Jon because he's being wetarded"
BingBongDingDong said:
I just think Vance is a scumbag who will do whatever production tells him to because he's a mde dick rider.
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Fair enough I guess. I suppose that's why I like him on production, he gets along alright with the wiggers, they trust him, and he's had some good moments here and there as part of their team.
 
Morale has improved in the Gregcube despite sickness earlier in the day.
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Greg has quite the CON stat.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
To be fair I seem to recall everyone being pretty done with Jon at that point,
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So if vance had actually wrangled jon and said "hey youre being a dick and ruining this for everybody else," he wouldve actually been tard wrangling and perfomred like hte friend he was pretending to be. Instead he acted as if everything was great so people could backstab him. It was obvious he had a lot of pull with jon and he did nothing with it because hes an emptyheaded nigger who can only do what others tell him.
IMO at that point jon was a D&D RP murder hobo, him slowly learning the rules and trying to abuse them was peak. Then the fucking ACTUAL DOWNERS of bloodgames (remember tayleigh was the main pushing force to get rid of jon because she thought he was annoying, then asked ot be written off because shes a dumb cunt) conspired to kill him off because they didnt like his RP. Im stopping here because i started writing a bunch of sperg shit about everybody in bloodgames and thats way off the point I was trying to make lol. Vance is a weasel, simple as.
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
I think Vance is alright. I will not elaborate further.
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and this is an absolutely based take. I disagree with you 10,000% but respect you for that.

Everything that i post is as somebody who gets post-season info about fish from this thread. Its really fantastic and great that vance did some totally awesome prank phonecalls on his own stream. Faggot should have had ANY personality during literally any time he was on camera on fishtank.
Im not trying to attack any of you in the thread, I jsut think Vance is a HUGE faggot.

Im sowwy fo da spewging pwease dont be mad 🥺
 
Agares said:
She also refused to do half the fun challenges. Her performance during the Fishtank triathlon was a fucking embarassment.
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She knew about the show and used every waking moment of those 6 weeks to farm simps and nothing else. Jet and Ben knew she knew and didn't care because she generated them money. "They wanted her to crash out bro!!" No that's actually the last thing they wanted. They wanted her to stay and bleed the paypigs dry until the end.

If you guys still don't understand that the hierarchy is money>content after season four's whole theme was ad overlays and pretend stocks then I genuinely don't know what to tell you. I don't want to ruin the hype and be a debbie downer but every new thing they added to fishtank for the past year has been focused on being monetizable and it's just kind of frustrating to see people still being this ignorant.

Blaming the lack of entertainment and competition in s3 on some 30 year old e-hoe that was directy chosen by the wiggers to be exactly what she is, is retarded. Get with the program.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I didn't follow Greg before Fishtank but it seems like the show got him into heavy drinking. Maybe I'm wrong though.
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Before Fishtank Greg worked at a gas station, the substance issues were inevitable either way, I personally think Greg is better off
 
Speaking of bloodgames, I was recently playing skyrim again and wondering what the logistics would be to run fishtank through skyrim vr, probably localised to an area or town like riften or the general whiterun area.

Use the courier system to deliver tts and fishtoys or maybe just use npc dialogue for tts (which i think was already done) and the courier for secret messages or fishtoys.

Also make it so the viewer can choose which audio they want to hear - player 1, player 2, ground floor, bedroom 1, outdoor ambience e.t.c.

Have the fish on a local server each with the vr treadmill, and when everyone goes to bed it cuts to a recreated skyrim inn irl where they still have to be in character.
 
Greg looking like he just got captured by the Think Tank. Personally, I think a talking toaster or a light switch would be a great addition to the Cube.
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BingBongDingDong said:
Thats why Luke got hired by Sam and Vance got hired by the wiggers.



I did it myself, but its not a clip (enojy the bonus chicken getting drenched by cranberry and vodka):
(If it doesnt embed correctly go to 54:40)

and heres a sick edit somebody made
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That house must’ve smelled so bad 24/7. No ventilation, shag carpet, all the smoking and open liquor. Each contestant should have to film an MTV Cribs-esque house tour before going on the show so we can get a sense of what their baseline is. Maybe all these people just live like animals IRL so they’re not phased. Maybe the reason no ones made it after the show is that they all smell like sewage all the time. Jimmy probably smells like beef and BO. Trish strikes me as someone who smells like poo in that teenage girl way
 
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