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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I feel like Alex Stein probably was the best fit to be the host. He understands the show and can fuck with the fish/project authority in the same vein as Sam. He can be grating at times but I think his S3 appearance showed he had what it takes. Oh well.

Not feeling great on washed sober Bam being remotely entertaining or capable as a host. Hopefully at least there's some fun to be had from TTS messing with him - though he seemingly totally ignored it on S4.
there's only one problem: Alex Stein is extremely unlikeable and annoying when ever he is on camera
 
I feel like Alex Stein probably was the best fit to be the host.
I don't follow Stein closely but he did a final show on Blaze a few months ago, the show where he would occasionally have Fishtank contestants on and even filmed from the S2 house, and as of a few weeks ago is now on a new network "Real America's Voice" which seems a bit more boomer cable TV in presentation. It looks to be the same network as a lot of GOP slop like Steve Bannon and Turning Point and his show looks to be every weekday. I'd think his participation in future Fishtank seasons, even at a similar level to before, is in doubt.
 
The new season is in Atlanta?

So you're telling me there's a chance Jet Neptune will be raped and murdered by niggers?

My good man, now you're speaking my language.
 
I wish Jeet Neptroon a very become content in a way he would not prefer.
I wish everyone else either a chicken dinner for 2, and movie tickets or a violent haemorrhoid based on whether they are kind or not. Hope Bam does a good job.
 
I like how this time he’s starting the show on a weekend morning instead of during a weekday. Not everything has to run on wiggertime but this is probably just a coincidence.
 
Final update for El Estanque: The Social Experiement before we go to Fishtank Season 5. There were 3 contestant left Nestor, Josh, and Kale. Nestor got eliminated cause he threw some sort of cleaning liquid to Sora who keep antagonizing him, following a paypig's order. All clips and screenshots are from Sean D Sarcasm.

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After Nestor got eliminated, They did the cell challenge to decide who win El Estanque. In the end, Josh won and Kale didn't take it well.

Overall I think it was a good but really really rocky season with a lot of ups and mostly downs. They really need to enforce some ground rules and try to deescalate the situation better if some of their contestants get handsy because unlike the main Fishtank contestant, these people are not afraid to throw hands at each other. I suggest production to take a shift and keep an eye on the contestants even on downtime. Don't be a bunch of stereotypical mexican sleepyheads or just disable the TTS for a bit to let the contestants rest.

They were dealt with a very shitty card at the very beginning of the season with the whole Mexico airport ordeal and I appreciate their perseverance to continue the show till the very end. Roberto talk about the initial show to be some kind of experiment to see how each team would react if they got separated but it was immediately shafted cause he doesn't have enough contestant. He also talk about opening some sort of gofundme where the paypigs can support them with his show. I hope they get the support they deserve.
 
We are live with a shot of the fishtank.
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There is carpet this season, should help with the audio at least a little.
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The bedroom for all the contestants?
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Creepy photo in the foyer:
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