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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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could tell me they were related and id believe you
 
Jet made an announcement that there will be only one chef job per day, so if they want dinner they will need to buy it in the market.

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Landon likely just absolutely FUCKED his STOX. When Bam asked about who he will shoot if he is the top STOX in two days, he said THE TWINS with no hesitation. Website chat is now flooded with "DUMP LANDON" to try and remove him from first place and save the twins.
 
Landon is such a sweetheart, but Al-Gingir is lying through his teeth when he says he likes him. In terms of entertainment factors the muslim is great, but wow I couldnt last a minute in a room with someone so eccentric.
 
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James trying to complete his job during his interview, which was convincing Bam that he is a skateboarder and get skating advice from him. He mentioned that he skates goofy (right foot forward) and has trouble with tricks that requires left foot forward. Bam said he also skates goofy and gave him advice! Will have to see if it was enough to qualify for the job.
 
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No surprise, when Vicky was asked who she would pick for elimination, it was Bezo. Bam asked if there was any way for them to "hug it out", she responded with "oh Hell no" and that he is one of the worst people she has ever met in her life.
 
Ben Zener said:
i really appreciate that none of the women are cute enough to be conventional simp bait.

eta. landon said hed use the bullet on the freekydeeky twins. his stocks will plummet accordingly.
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This nigga is clueless, I would shut the fuck up and be relatable before telling them to face the wall given that they're the biggest threat to win.
 
Current standings on Season Passes:

Season pass scan 3/16/26diff from 1/28/26
Season Pass - $108936(+5661)$89,360(+$56610)
Season Pass XL -$35961(+564)$33,635(+$19740)
Grand Totals$122,995(+$76,350)

Financially its a mixed bag, Season 4 started off way stronger than any season because the Stox IPO brought in a cool $250k and was on track to be their most successful season financially. Season 2 brought in the most income from season passes (near $200k iirc) because it was $60 at the time and most people got their season passes for Bloodgames which carried forward over Season 3 which is the season with the lowest revenue in every regard. Given that the season is shorter it may end up with Season 2 being the highest revenue season followed by Season 1 in perpetuity. S5 has to grind the TTS and fishtoys pretty hard.
 
muffdiver said:
I keep getting more & more impressed by Bam's hosting. He really is killing it, happy to see it.
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I truley hope Hyde is still involved, but Bam is super into it and on board. Hes doing an awesome job getting into it. This has to feel a little like back when he would edit his own videos and shit. I watched cky and jackass when i was a little guy so seeing bam have this turn is great.
 
Police are currently banging on the door. SWATing #2. Cameras just got cut, but not before the pounding and "POLICE!" at the front door.
 
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