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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Season 5 is a good cast.

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I still think Bezo isn't as bad of a fish as Meg. He's definitely pretty far down the list, but at least he was trying to start some shit up. All Meg ever did was sit on her ass and get dominated by Jimmy's woman abuser aura. If he didn't bitch out, he could've been a decent villain; as much as people wanna shit on those, they're pretty integral to these sorta shows. Imagine Fishtank without Letty, or Survivor without Jonny Fairplay. They're TTS magnets just as much as people who are liked.
 
Nihil Jung said:
"I think it's stronger to stay alive!"
Bashir says, internally sobbing beneath his all too enthusiastic mask regarding his decision not to kill himself his second attempt on a mountain(??) in Alaska.

As if anyone believes you actually were gonna kill yourself, you narcissistic pussy.

I fucking hate this guy.
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Wasn't that the actor Chad James Drake who went to Alaska?
 
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exhale5257 said:
While running that group, he's been named in plenty
of controversies: doxxing, coercion, blackmail, framing people as predators in elaborate
setups, and a bunch of other messy shit (very machiavellian-lite stuff, weird). I urge
people to read the full Reddit post linked at the bottom to learn more about that.
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What a piece of shit.
 
I haven't gotten into this season yet... without Sam, who will break random objects and ash his cigar on the couch? Without Jin... who will make perverse comments to the foids and be the secret iFunny app insider?

Has anything really funny happened yet? I'm very demoralized and need an excuse to actually get up and watch it.
 
I Am Not Really said:
This person expanded her thread just recently and also added a section about the twins. +their discord handles (hahale0819 (bingo/haley) | mppashley (bongo/ashley)).
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Whoever wrote this OnionFarms post is a massive BPD faggot. Bitching and complaining about the death of his discord server and joyfully recording his “A-logging” of Victoria, who he wanted to fuck. Just bottom of the barrel shit. He doxes his KiwiFarms account in there so if anyone cares enough to dig I’m sure this guy is a real treat
 
Nefarious Elliot said:
I haven't gotten into this season yet... without Sam, who will break random objects and ash his cigar on the couch? Without Jin... who will make perverse comments to the foids and be the secret iFunny app insider?

Has anything really funny happened yet? I'm very demoralized and need an excuse to actually get up and watch it.
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Bam Margera definitely knows how to break shit and be a menace. I think they’re taking it slow because they’ve already had drama from the start with Victoria.

I say catch up with Cucumber Feet’s videos. BTW I’m a big fan of Bam Margera so I’m biased.
 
Giant Machine said:
Wasn't that the actor Chad James Drake who went to Alaska?
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Yes. James Drake was the one that went to Alaska after a divorce and intended to climb a mountain and jump off of it. He says he changed his mind at the top because the view was beautiful and he decided to continue living.
Kulee Baba said:
Bam Margera definitely knows how to break shit and be a menace. I think they’re taking it slow because they’ve already had drama from the start with Victoria.
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Agreed. We already got the earliest elimination in Fishtank history with Bezos and now Charity on the edge, we don't need Bam also in there wrecking shit this early.
 
Nefarious Elliot said:
I haven't gotten into this season yet... without Sam, who will break random objects and ash his cigar on the couch? Without Jin... who will make perverse comments to the foids and be the secret iFunny app insider?

Has anything really funny happened yet? I'm very demoralized and need an excuse to actually get up and watch it.
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Honestly, this season has been very fruitful so far. Its only day 3 but I like it more than S4. The fish are mostly all entertaining, except for Emma and JD. Those are the only ones I wouldnt mind being "bullet"ed. The autistic twins are amazing, theyve had a bunch of great bits already. I miss Sam slightly degrading the fish while talking to them, some of the freaks could really use it, but Im not sure if I miss his temper tantrums and overall disinterest in later seasons. Bam adds a lot of freshness to fishtank, he might be coddling them too much so far, but its very early in so hard to say.
At the very least, Id say to check out the YT stream and cucmberfeets recaps.
 
Kulee Baba said:
Bam Margera definitely knows how to break shit and be a menace. I think they’re taking it slow because they’ve already had drama from the start with Victoria.
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Shades of shithead Viva La Bam Bam were displayed today with his leading of the Bezo TTS fag bashing. He was letting loose some real Gen X style gay bullying.
 
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