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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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"How's the garlic bread Landon, first time?"
 
There's a performance going on, everyone's eating or just staring straight ahead, JD can't stop fucking trying to talk to Emma and Anissa. Like he literally hasn't turned away from them. Fuckers just full turned like they're the only two in the house.

Everything this fucker does annoys me.

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"AND THEN...I'LL SERVE THEM A NICE DINNER WITH PLEASANT MUSIC! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HELL HOUSE, FISH?!?"
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The CALL TO PRAYER just started playing mid-performance with no warning. Jet comes out to apologize and explain that because they have a Muslim contestant that they have to play this, and he should have warned them in advance, oops! Sorry!
 
Call to prayer interrupts the dinner and a show performance. Jet apologizes to the harpist.


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Didn't need to go further than this. If its friend tank in a week or two then the alarms can be sounded.
Yeah, I shoulda. I think S4 kinda spoiled the idea of what this show can be in my mind, because it was immediate fucking chaos, before being shut down. I need to remember that S3 worked BECAUSE it slowly built up.
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The CALL TO PRAYER just started playing mid-performance with no warning. Jet comes out to apologize and explain that because they have a Muslim contestant that they have to play this, and he should have warned them in advance, oops! Sorry!
Pure kino.
 
I think S4 kinda spoiled the idea of what this show can be in my mind, because it was immediate fucking chaos, before being shut down.
Jet explicitly said on day one they regret letting S4 get like that and believes it makes the product unsustainable. Which it did, to be fair. So it'll be a week at least before the heat gets turned up.
 
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