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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Vicky's schizophrenic ex-boyfriend known for eating literal shit and the one who wrote her OF thread just came back to his Spergatory thread to post about Vicky. Any Vicky fans who want to give him attention by arguing with him or asking him details about Vicky are free to join his thread.
 
Heartwarming twin moment amidst their bickering

"That's [a twin rift] not gonna happen. If I have to take my anger out it'll be on you, you understand? It's not gonna be on Bingo. Bingo saved my life, in the womb."
 
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This nigga was made in a tube idk how to prove it but I'm sure
 
he's a textbook narcissist, he doesn't lack social skills, he simply uses them maliciously and has severe mental problems because of this. once you see his whole schtick, you can't unsee it
I don't disagree with the narcissist thing, he 100% is. He's evidently an overt narcissist but he genuinely sucks conversing in any manner and when he tries to garner control it's quickly taken away by someone else which is a huge failure as a narcissist. His Japan trip as his constant brag and really nothing else as I said is the easiest thing to point out. Not even an hour or so ago he had to suddenly bring this up again to the freeloader with absolutely no cadence which is well into the 10's of times he's said this since day one with just about as much cadence after the first time he said it.

His repetition of this story and he earnestly repeats it as if it's just as impressive as the first time especially to the same people he has stated this to for days now comes across as a lack of social skills/awareness. Even as a viewer you can see the reactions of the others when he brings this up for the X time and he's just grinning like he's impressed yet again. If he was actually good at manipulating and steering into his direction there would be a chance a few fish would be singing his praises but it's clear a lot of the fish see through him based on some confessionals and some said so from day one.
 
Just going off phrenology; the twins are some sort of hodge-podge that definitely have Neanderthal
Nigga what
They have said they have a higher amount of Neanderthal DNA as per their mother DNA testing herself, but no native American, they just recently said they are just White European descended
They claim that they are disabled because Bongo was attached to Bingo in the womb and was leeching off of her and almost killed her, Twin dependency syndrome or something like that.
Apparently doctors have told them that its also the reason Bongo is bigger than Bingo both in height and weight. They are tards so take everything they say with a grain of salt.
 
Twins are actually OP Fish, endless mundane and even actively great content when prompted. Imagine we almost had an Indian woman instead of them, horrible thought.
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What the fuck this is crazy. For the record their favorite characters are caliborn calliope and gamzee.

it's alternian.
LMAO

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Do you have a clip? Truly groundbreaking.

Favorite Homestuck character? "Calabun" (?)

They said caliborn and calliope.
Caliborn is like this little green hitler kid that controls reality.
 
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Shame we had to lose bezo. I mean the guy moves like a lanky ostritch, he clambers, he lurches, his head is locked in space like an actual bird. He was grown in a fucking test tube and we lost that??
 
Dunnposting begins.

Extra context: Head, the bald freeloader, is an IRL friend of Bam.

 
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