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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
So earlier in the thread, I was ADHD sperging about how the show is kinda slow, not much is going on, when are we gonna get to the content, etc etc.

I would like to formally admit to the thread that I’m THE ultimate retard and as ultimate punishment, I should be virtual raped by Bezos in Minecraft.

I was so wrong, Night 3 has been insane Kino. The wiggers are pulling this off, mostly thanks to Bam’s production experience but also; Jet and Ben are thinking for once. They’re solving problems on the fly, adapting to dynamic situations, handling each fish that’s having trouble adapting uniquely instead of just trying to arbitrarily keep all of them in the tank. Charity, for example, being allowed to walk was the insanely correct choice instead of trying to keep her just because she’s a normie. Grandma Chink just couldn’t hang and accusing the fish of date rape is exactly the scenario that will get the show shut down again.

The best part is, tonight hasn’t been just messy gross out shit. There was the cream pie to the face from Jet to Vicky, but even that was in good fun, everyone was laughing. It’s not just literal shit and piss flinging. It’s genuine moments of fun and good banter between all of these eccentric little fishies, it feels fresh again. Fishtank feels fresh again. Goddamn, it’s like breathing clean air.

Keep it up boys, and I’ll keep paying for my season pass.
 
Is there any way to playback already aired footage? As in the director cam of day 3, unfortunately I completely missed it because I was having issues with fishtank.rip and I was out the whole day, they seem to not be streaming to YT anymore either which was pretty convenient because you could re-watch the stream . I appreciate the recaps but its undoubtedly not the same as tuning in during the day.
Also Landlords* ftw
 
Neko Shogun said:
Is there any way to playback already aired footage? As in the director cam of day 3, unfortunately I completely missed it because I was having issues with fishtank.rip and I was out the whole day, they seem to not be streaming to YT anymore either which was pretty convenient because you could re-watch the stream . I appreciate the recaps but its undoubtedly not the same as tuning in during the day.
Also Landlords* ftw
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There is an unofficial no commentary stream, but it only started at 9:04 PM
 
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pooterino said:
She's "a nazi"? Ain't reading all that but saw the thread calling her a nazi, skimmed it, then immediately saw "my nazi boyfriend" and sighed.

Ladies, what's with that subset of women who just ape their bf's shit?
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Yeah I barely read any of it myself. I mainly just looked at the old selfies of her since what stood out to me was that she fits the "dyes hair frequently" BPD stereotype.
 
Neko Shogun said:
Is there any way to playback already aired footage? As in the director cam of day 3, unfortunately I completely missed it because I was having issues with fishtank.rip and I was out the whole day, they seem to not be streaming to YT anymore either which was pretty convenient because you could re-watch the stream . I appreciate the recaps but its undoubtedly not the same as tuning in during the day.
Also Landlords* ftw
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Not that I'm aware of. You might find an unofficial youtube restreamer that has the VOD up, but their VOD will be equally fucked up. Their internet line got damaged, so they've been running on limited bandwidth via some sort of frankenstein'd starlink array. A lot of the issues with .rip was due to that and it's also why there wasn't an official youtube stream. Aside from the freeloader entrance and Charity's exit, I don't think there was much to miss anyway.
 
Hyperborean said:
The Indian robot segments Day 2 were my favorite.
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Also I don't know if it's been posted here yet but apparently Vicky has an Onionfarms thread: https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/...-live-contestant-victoria-kens-wing-man.6066/
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BASED pick-me verbally abusing a random indian woman to appeal to retards on TTS. When she finna scream 1488 and do a nazi salute bruh shits finna be fire fr 🔥🔥🔥. Funny how the thread went from cringing at Tay to now people praising stuff like this.
 
Tap Water Enjoyer said:
BASED pick-me verbally abusing a random indian woman to appeal to retards on TTS. When she finna scream 1488 and do a nazi salute bruh shits finna be fire fr 🔥🔥🔥. Funny how the thread went from cringing at Tay to now people praising stuff like this.
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Brown hands typed this. Imagine being mad that some random jeeta hired to be the butt of a joke is made the butt of a joke.
 
Sincere thanks to everyone who clips and summarises what happens in the tank while Europoors are sleeping. You're doing God's work.
 
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