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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Cracked Aces said:
Hearing Ghost in the big 26 is heartwarming
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But why is he so vehemently denying ever saying "nigger"?

Literally this is the only time I've thought about the guy in years besides the odd mention of him on old MATI episodes.
 
cohle said:
Bongo put down the wet floor sign
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Edit: He fell trying to get up
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Looks like Landons Wisconsin-man has finally came out.

Fun facts about Wisconsin!

Wisconsin has 7 of the top 10 alcohol consuming per capita cities in the united states many of witch report over 25% of the population report heavy binge drinking! (They get wasted every night)

In Wisconsin it is legal for minors to consume alcohol as long as they are with parents/guardians! (having lived in Wisconsin for a bit it is not unusual to see minors drinking in bars.)

Wisconsin is not the highest alcohol consumption per capita state but it is for beer!

Wisconsinites love beer, cheese, and getting black out drunk! Landon is representing his state proud!
 
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Tap Water Enjoyer said:
BASED pick-me verbally abusing a random indian woman to appeal to retards on TTS. When she finna scream 1488 and do a nazi salute bruh shits finna be fire fr 🔥🔥🔥. Funny how the thread went from cringing at Tay to now people praising stuff like this.
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I remember half this thread was saying Ellie "had potential" and "would activate later" because there was a video of her out there saying "muh 13%" and she also said some vaguely based/racist things on the show. Now everyone agrees she was complete nontent. Give it a few weeks and you will be vindicated.
 
Here we see the Wisconsinite in his natural habitat in 2 hours he will have to wake for his job as a janitor.
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ALSO WE BACK!
 
skrod said:
I remember half this thread was saying Ellie "had potential" and "would activate later" because there was a video of her out there saying "muh 13%" and she also said some vaguely based/racist things on the show. Now everyone agrees she was complete nontent. Give it a few weeks and you will be vindicated.
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Her interview with Sam made me think she could be a fun contestant, but she was just gooner bait at the end of the day. Remember how the camera would zoom in and linger on her while she made eye contact? Wiggers...
 
Hyperborean said:
Imagine being mad that some random jeeta hired to be the butt of a joke is made the butt of a joke.
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I guess the random Indian call center worker-on-a-stick is a kind of test.

Like, they all could easily have been mean to her or just ignored her. But almost everyone was nice, and helped her through the obviously very vaguely defined work she was trying to do.

Everyone was so kind and the fucking production team managed to turn it into a heartwarming moment with the emotional music as she trundled down the hallway.

Genius really.
 
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