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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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>the Quran is getting defaced
>30 mins later male strippers show up

This show is fucking insane. :story:

"ABSOLUTELY HARAM." - Bashir
 
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It seems that without Sam they have entirely given up on pretending this is a serious show and are just having a fun time with it instead.
 
after seeing the male strippers bashir was overcome with extreme sexual frustration and litterally sprinted upstairs to RIP AND TEAR the girls plants in a display of male dominance.
 
It seems that without Sam they have entirely given up on pretending this is a serious show and are just having a fun time with it instead.
I love sam and I love earlier seasons, but I think the mindset was that of, “these peoples are faggots and losers and groupies. Let’s make this hell.”

The cell challenge is very fun, I hope we get it this season, but I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. THIS is a lot more fun because mixed in with the maliciousness and attacks is genuinely funny bits and a lot of the fish having fun, which, who woulda thunk it, means we have fun.

There’s cool down time from the torture. There will be shit flinging DO NOT WORRY, but, the fish also get some down time to rest. It’s a good balance, chaos 24/7 burns it out fast.
 
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"What did you think about the strippers?"

Bongo says that it was pretty hot. She smacked his ass and left a red mark. She also gave him a $5 tip (real money).

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Bashir asked next. "Absolutely haram."
 
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