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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I'm out of the loop. Please explain Marky for us newfrens. Mashallah.
The Marky situation is explained in the OP of the Sam Hyde thread.

In ~2014 Sam Hyde almost certainly fucked an underage girl named Marky Thompson. He was 28 at the time, I think she was 15, MAYBE 16, not that it matters. The statute of limitations has long since expired, Marky herself has moved on, Sam does not appear to have fucked around with underage fans since, a dedicated alog community exists that goes out of their way to attempt to remind Sam and his fans of Marky every chance they get. You can form your own opinions about this, all the info is in the Sam Hyde OP.

Also, Null interviewed Channing Creager, a former MDE associate who has been one of the biggest Markyposters, to get her side of the story. You can listen to the interview here.

Ever since S1 it's been a game among fans and anti-fans to try and sneak in Marky TTS. Marky and anything that could sound like Marky are supposed to be on a TTS banlist. I would expect Markyposting attempts to decrease as Sam himself is increasingly in Fishtank's rear view mirror, but we'll see.

ETA since this has been postmarked: even people who like Sam will try to Markypost because it's funny. It's like a game now.
 
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Oh my ahura, i think that quran getting defiled made me ejaculate 67 times. Thank you to the kiwi that told me about this. Now i gotta go fuck a quran :feels:
 
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Jet has come up and pulled Bashir aside again. He apologized for Ben "spazzing" out, it was due to the kratom they did with Vicky earlier. Jet poured his out, but Ben drank it. It's all good, Bashir is fine and his behavior was no problem.

Jet constantly asks for SFX to be turned off, but fails. They travel back and forth between the Dorm and Closet, only to get constantly spammed by GAY GUY ALERT.
 
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Jet has come up and pulled Bashir aside again. He apologized for Ben "spazzing" out, it was due to the kratom they did with Vicky earlier. Jet poured his out, but Ben drank it. It's all good, Bashir is fine and his behavior was no problem.

Jet constantly asks for SFX to be turned off, but fails. They travel back and forth between the Dorm and Closet, only to get constantly spammed by GAY GUY ALERT.
thats because of the peptalk fishtoy
 
what was the music playing on day 1 during the opening with the fish swirling around? i really like it , more than the original fishtank theme
 
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