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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
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I think it would of been funny if they sent Ben up at 5:00am to the boys room and told them they've been making a racket all night and to shut up.
 
TheBridgeburner said:
Mohammed just fucking DASHED at Vicky and Emma as soon as they entered.
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Nigga literally leaped into action.
Aidan said:
After the valiant defense/violent assault, Jet goes to Market to help himself to a warm hotdog. While there, he's warned that Angry Braphog and Pizzaface are inbound, much to his chagrin.
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I know nothing about Jet besides he's a cow himself, but his reactions and mannerisms have been so funny.
 
Head just walked in looking for his jacket or something because he's cold and the first thing he said was 'why the fuck it so wet on the ground' because he's barefoot, and was instantly told by 2 of the now awake men that victoria threw milk all over the ground. "the fuck she'd do that?..." "she's crazy man." That carpet is fucking soaked for sure.
 
Halloween23 said:
You know what I'm missing? Sam Hyde working out in front of the camera.
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This just made me realize I hate him. When he's doing bits, it's amazing. But then I remember the second half of every season where they're fucking boxing and he's working out. He is such a roided out nigger. He thinks he's the Messiah for the lost boys and his message is do hgh, box at a beginner level, and smoke cigars. He fucking sucks.
 
I get why there's a debate about Sam Hyde as the host, but I think it's pretty clear watching clips of old seasons that he's important to the show. He's absolutely hilarious off the cuff and it created some of the funniest moments in anything I've ever seen. This is one of my favorites

That being said, he's only needed for maybe 4 or 5 nights total for big challenges or bits with maybe one hangout night toward the end. When he was there every day, it dampened his own enthusiasm and his effect on the contestants and audience.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
This just made me realize I hate him. When he's doing bits, it's amazing. But then I remember the second half of every season where they're fucking boxing and he's working out. He is such a roided out nigger. He thinks he's the Messiah for the lost boys and his message is do hgh, box at a beginner level, and smoke cigars. He fucking sucks.
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No but its also irony.
I don't mind Sam but he is always half in and half out of nihilism or Irony and sometimes It seems like even he doesn't know.
 
Emma's job today is to be a robot helper, and she needs to include the Jeetbot in all the storylines in the house. She tried to wake up the kratom hog, but it was impossible.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
This just made me realize I hate him. When he's doing bits, it's amazing. But then I remember the second half of every season where they're fucking boxing and he's working out. He is such a roided out nigger. He thinks he's the Messiah for the lost boys and his message is do hgh, box at a beginner level, and smoke cigars. He fucking sucks.
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That was a big part of S2. Towards the latter half of season 2 he’d show up introduce the challenge then go straight to working out. It was funny in S1 because he’d be sparring with Jon and every time he hit the pads Jon would jolt backwards lol
 
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