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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Hold on hold on, I went to bed around 2am PST. Did that crazy hag stay up until 5am Georgia time and had to have her Kratom stolen from her??!?
 
Rolex said:
I get why there's a debate about Sam Hyde as the host, but I think it's pretty clear watching clips of old seasons that he's important to the show. He's absolutely hilarious off the cuff and it created some of the funniest moments in anything I've ever seen. This is one of my favorites

That being said, he's only needed for maybe 4 or 5 nights total for big challenges or bits with maybe one hangout night toward the end. When he was there every day, it dampened his own enthusiasm and his effect on the contestants and audience.
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I agree, even if it was only for one single day, it would make for a lot of interesting clips, and it's hard not to associate him with the show, it would be interesting to see how he reacts & acts around the current fish aswell, do we know if it's likely he'll show up this season?
 
Don’t think this got posted here. TikTok comment from 2 days ago by the mother of the BingBong twins. She attaches a pic of little Bingo and Bongo and drops their TikTok usernames: @hahahale and @ashleymetica
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Monuriki said:
I agree, even if it was only for one single day, it would make for a lot of interesting clips, and it's hard not to associate him with the show, it would be interesting to see how he reacts & acts around the current fish aswell, do we know if it's likely he'll show up this season?
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It’s very possible. He might come in as a Frank Hassle esque chaotic element for like a day or two.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
This just made me realize I hate him. When he's doing bits, it's amazing. But then I remember the second half of every season where they're fucking boxing and he's working out. He is such a roided out nigger. He thinks he's the Messiah for the lost boys and his message is do hgh, box at a beginner level, and smoke cigars. He fucking sucks.
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This is some of the most female brained logic I've read in a while. Looking forward to you realizing how much you loved Sam and his antics when everyone is posting about being bored with Bam's stories and coddling in a few weeks.
 
With JDs job and Vicky getting her Icky taken away, were gonna see a very early mope house
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
That was a big part of S2. Towards the latter half of season 2 he’d show up introduce the challenge then go straight to working out. It was funny in S1 because he’d be sparring with Jon and every time he hit the pads Jon would jolt backwards lol
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They had some guy with medical training come in and examine Jon, who had all the signs of a concussion.

Now Jet and the wigger crew are passing out gas station opioids.

This Bingo & Bongo clip compilation has a great anime style outro:
 
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also chris lynch looking nigga scolded vicky for pouring milk all over the SIX GRAND CARPET in the dorm he spent MONTHS designing
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I finally realized who Bashir reminds me of.
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Hopefully he follows in his fellow esoteric (retarded) religious friend's footsteps and blows his brains out. Even better if it's on cam this time.
 
Rango Dango said:
also chris lynch looking nigga scolded vicky for pouring milk all over the SIX GRAND CARPET in the dorm he spent MONTHS designing
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Vicky’s blatant lack of respect for production and zero self awareness to why her actions were bad made me want to eradicate her
 
Big Nasty said:
Fishtank has previously been big on promoting smoking. I think that might be connected to some bullshit thinking about Gen Z being anti-liberal and taking back smoking? S5 represents a break with the smoking agenda.
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It's just a joke about getting people addicted. The joke this season was everyone coming in was blatantly addicted to vaping, with some of them (Vicky) being even worse. Which is why smoking is so restrictive and they keep cutting Vicky off every other day.
 
Last night when the strippers were around, one of them told James that he's got a build that would work for stripping. James said he needed a stripper name. The stripper told him that "James" works fine! He said nah, he needs something cool like "XXX James Downstairs" or something like that.

A fan ran with it and made him a website. (Archive) Just saw this linked in site chat, lol.

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