🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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jeetbot is telling emma that it cant move backwards.
i dont think theres anything wrong with it, the robot is prob just too shitty to move well on rugs.
nevertheless emma (and vicki) try to troubleshoot the problem
when they are done emma helps antara go down the stairs
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The other day ago he said he's been watching it as soon as he gets home too. It's a nice change of pace to have a host who actually cares.
Opposed to showing up in his porsche, doing whatever he wants, fucking up challenges, breaking shit and kicking contestants in the face, then leaving.

Bam seems to actually like doing this. And even hangs out in production giving them ideas and fucking with them on TTS.

In S1 it got to the point I dreaded whenever Sam showed up and he was a large part of the reason why I didn't tune in much to the later ones. He fucked up naturally happening bits worse than Jet did.
 
Everyone was hating in chat but who cares if Bam brings his wife in for a few minutes, doesn't have to be hell house 24/7
She looks like a golem of a woman who was carved out of a redwood log with a hatchet. Great body though. Also she was hyperaware of the cameras and super-nervous so she came off as plastic.

Fishtank tours are always cringe because it's a combo of "look at the zoo animals" and the guests suffering from the uncomfortable feeling of suddenly being watched by thousands of pairs of eyes. First days are usually awkward for the same reason, until the fish get used to the cameras being there and start to forget about and ignore them.
 
New (?) feature on Fishtank's website, if you hover on Fish's avatar, you can now see their job.
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jd helping jeetbot out of the market (and stay out!)
i think the market is playing north korean music
 
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