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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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"Head as a baby"
 
Halloween23 said:
I'm assuming you're all saying Emma/JD should go home because you've completely forgot Anisa exists.
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I actually like Anisa and Emma more than JD. Anisa seems down for anything and Emma, although mostly nontent, is smart at playing the game and doing challenges. JD was cast to be a vibe nuke but he really hasn't done anything. In fact his only notable moments are when others are getting one over on him, like when Emma just stood in front of his plant she had stolen and he didn't notice, or when Head stole from the store right in front of his face and just walked away without him noticing. I think he's too dull, literally too stupid, to bring anything worthwhile to the tank besides being a cringe redditor type. Not that I hate him, but I'd not be sad to see him go. Emma and Anisa still have potential for great moments in my opinion, he is a bystander at heart.
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
I think he's too dull, literally too stupid, to bring anything worthwhile to the tank besides being a cringe redditor type
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Yeah, DJ and Anissa would be ideal first eliminations. Anissa is just a boring hoe with a cuck husband who might do some interesting gooner/grossout content later. JD on the other hand will just fuck with people in juvenile ways and thinks its hilarious. He's not an interesting character on any level. Even seeing him get fucked with would just be boring since guys like him tend to take it on the chin and mope about it after the fact.
 
cuttysnark said:
Sounds like Vickys job is to return all the house furniture to its original position for 9 dollars. Vicky says she doesn't think she will do it.
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I felt bad for Vicky because I hated Bezo more than anything but seeing that she's manipulative BPD retard-tent who actively makes the house worse in terms of group dynamic and actual physical living conditions makes me want to get her voted off first.
 
GGSurvivor said:
I felt bad for Vicky because I hated Bezo more than anything but seeing that she's manipulative BPD retard-tent who actively makes the house worse in terms of group dynamic and actual physical living conditions makes me want to get her voted off first.
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What do you expect from FishTank than some crazy bitch making a cliche and dynamic based on how hurt they were early in the season?
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
I actually like Anisa and Emma more than JD. Anisa seems down for anything and Emma, although mostly nontent, is smart at playing the game and doing challenges. JD was cast to be a vibe nuke but he really hasn't done anything. In fact his only notable moments are when others are getting one over on him, like when Emma just stood in front of his plant she had stolen and he didn't notice, or when Head stole from the store right in front of his face and just walked away without him noticing. I think he's too dull, literally too stupid, to bring anything worthwhile to the tank besides being a cringe redditor type. Not that I hate him, but I'd not be sad to see him go. Emma and Anisa still have potential for great moments in my opinion, he is a bystander at heart.
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Is being nontent and trying to scheme really a smart move?

The competition is dictated by whomever gets the most tips in.
 
I'd rather Bashir be voted out than Vicky, solely because I think he'd be the better freeloader. I don't want either of them gone though. I hope production can work out a balance between the wants of the cast and wants of the audience, like offering the winner of the challenge immunity if they give up the choice to audience vote. It might work, several fish have been wishy-washy about who they want gone and it still gives the fish agency and a reason to win.

cuttysnark said:
Icky Vicky likely has to drop mud and is not happy, also has to change her tampon.
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Hang on, day 1 was a bona fide PMDD crashout? Incredible timing. :story: It'll happen again around week 4 lol.
 
Twin has good instincts. Head calls for one of the twins to "come here"(while he's shitting I'm pretty sure) and she stops in the hallway and immediately says no lmao

They know they could use the bucket to pour water in a toilet and it would flush without running water right?

He just brought his shit bucket in the shop haha
 
Emma's job i to wash all the sheets in the house.
This is the washboard they gave her lol
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She's thinking about not doing it right now
 
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