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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
sex haver said:
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Vicky still refuses to budge. She says that the current offer (the girls clean the room, and give the fruits/vegetables to the boys) is still open.

Ben shuts them down. He says that no, LANDON must be the one cleaning it up. The boys present his job paper as evidence.

Vicky asks Landon if he really actually wants the money. He says yes, because it will help the house, and he intends to buy community supplies with it.

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James Drake is allowed to speak after raising his hands. He asks what the girls would allow as a compromise so Landon can get in and clean.

Vicky says that she demands all men be held somewhere they can't leave while the girls move their bags out of Jungle Room. Only then will they allow Landon in.

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Head just walks up and asks her during negotiations to pull his finger. Vicky is a FUCKING RETARD and does it. His job was to get Vicky to pull his finger; one of Vicky's jobs was to NOT pull his finger. She says she "doesn't care".
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I don't care about the money but I want $100 every day
 
I need vicky to stay on the show so she can become an alcoholic again. Then she can stop drinking by smoking weed. Then she can stop smoking weed by doing kratom. Flat circle style.
 
Vicky, Emma and Anissa are moving their stuff to the Confessional
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Edit: They also barricaded the stairs from the dining room to the second floor.
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itogi said:
Vicky, Emma and Anissa are moving their stuff to the Confessional
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Edit: They also barricaded the stairs from the dining room to the second floor.
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Instead of doing this gayass shit, they should just remove the doors. Especially the Jungle Room one, since the doorknob still has a lock in it. You could hear Vicky locking it a while ago.
 
Head is playing both sides against each other trying to start shit and it really might work

At some point he stole a bag from the dorm (it was James's but maybe a decoy idk). He went up to the girls to offer it to them and Emma said they didn't really want it because they didn't want to break the newly made truce. Head says he tried to offer an olive branch but they said no. Then Head went to the dorm and returned the stolen bag to the boys and said the girls had stolen it from the dorm while James was working at the market. The boys said it had to be Anisa because she was the only one outside the jungle room.
 
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The girls have retreated and Landon is now in the Jungle Room to clean.

Scrub-a-dub-dub, boy, clean it up!
 
Burt sent a TTS a while ago, looks like they unbanned him from the FT site.
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He wants to fuck James Drake :story:
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Yup, Sam would always go for an all-or-nothing long shot bit that would have a 10% chance of making memorable great comedy and 90% chance of falling flat on its face, with a 99% chance of killing whatever vibe or plans were already in place with everyone else. I don't think Bam is going to be doing anything really memorable, but he's keeping the show on the track while providing a steady stream of watchable moments as host.
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I actually, more or less, agree with this analysis. Pretty fair take.
 
Jet took Head into the market. He paid Head $7 in advance to convince the guys to be bold and convince them to attack in some way. Head said he was working on it but Jet told him to seriously try to convince someone to make a move on the plants asap.

Bam just stepped into the corridor to talk to the girls. The AEW wrestler that cut Heads cheek is going to make an appearance to fuck with Head. Bam told the girls to get away from him once they see the wrestler. The wrestler is going to "tar and feather" head by dumping some shit on him. They asked what he was going to pour on Head and Bam insisted he will be tar and feathered.

Will we see severe 3rd degree burns and the first fishtank death by boiling tar?
 
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