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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Landon getting barraged by TTS. "Janitors don't complain, get up and work!"

"MY ASS! Everyone at my job complains!"

He's currently saying he will not be cleaning up these intentional messes any more!

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Not to worry, though, a PEP TALK has arrived!
 
Y'know this would have been a lot funnier, and gayer, if they put him in a maid outfit instead of a normie janitor outfit.


Maybe that's for like week 3.
 
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Landon has received a DANCE, MONKEY! He had to get out of moping on the hammock and dance for 30 seconds.

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He also gets a second PEP TALK. Jet tells him to dance during it, and he complies.
 
I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but by the end of S3 I somewhat came around on Simbal. Like yeah the "HOW CAN HE TOUCH" shit with Luke was cringe and he did some weird shit and that was the Indian DNA in him but he felt like he tried to be an ok dude and ended up being decent contestant.
Simbal as a person is a horrible indian violent manipulative jeet BUT he competed well and fit the villain role perfectly and was very much the ground needed with the insanity that was Burt and Alex.
The biggest issue of the cast of S3 was there was no average guy/Hero.
 
During all of this commotion the girls decided they needed to tell the boys that Head had "stolen" James's bag and they refused it. Vicky goes to the dorm during the tarring and tells them what Head did. James says his bag is fine. Bashir says they know Head is crazy and trying to start shit. When Vicky goes back to Emma they seem glad that everyone knows Head is just trying to stir shit up.

It seems both sides have successfully deescalated from nuclear Armageddon. Hopefully Israel and Palestine were watching fishtank, they could learn a thing or two.
 
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