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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
It’s a wonder that Landon hasn’t succumbed to scurvy with that diet. I’m guessing that his mom slips him some vitamins pills, likely the ones you can chew with fruit flavors for kids.
 
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The girls are getting wigger makeovers and playing along saying they're having baby daddies and their grandmothers were strippers.
 
cuttysnark said:
Skid row bum Vicki hitting up the market for more caffeine pills
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Calling it now, bitch is going to have a multidrug interaction type OD live on the tank. Caffeine pills are pretty strong. Two of them is about as much as a medium sized cup of brewed coffee and she's had more than two. Mixing them with alcohol is a bad idea because you're just doubling the diuretic effect. Has she been hydrating with water? If not expect some interesting action in 2-3 hours. Think severe dehydration and throw in whatever else kratom does to the mind and body.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Calling it now, bitch is going to have a multidrug interaction type OD live on the tank. Caffeine pills are pretty strong. Two of them is about as much as a medium sized cup of brewed coffee and she's had more than two. Mixing them with alcohol is a bad idea because you're just doubling the diuretic effect. Has she been hydrating with water? If not expect some interesting action in 2-3 hours. Think severe dehydration and throw in whatever else kratom does to the mind and body.
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One pill typically has around 200 mg in my experience, so more than double a cup of coffee. 2 pills and you're flying.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Calling it now, bitch is going to have a multidrug interaction type OD live on the tank. Caffeine pills are pretty strong. Two of them is about as much as a medium sized cup of brewed coffee and she's had more than two. Mixing them with alcohol is a bad idea because you're just doubling the diuretic effect. Has she been hydrating with water? If not expect some interesting action in 2-3 hours. Think severe dehydration and throw in whatever else kratom does to the mind and body.
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Tell me you’ve never had coffee or alcohol without telling me. An OD effect? Nigga what?
 
Bingo/Kiki has endless stimming ahead of her with her nails. She's been just looking at them like this back and forth lol.


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The nigger voice has been playing non-stop thirst joking over them. TTS loves it.

"Bongo lookin like Chuckees Non-binary daughter"
 
Vicky is beat.
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She's sitting in the confessional right now drinking room temperature beer begging for TTS and getting none (because all the TTS is concentrated on the jungle room where director cam is).
 
joker jimmy said:
Tell me you’ve never had coffee or alcohol without telling me. An OD effect? Nigga what?
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I've had both. But she's been tanking beers all day long, just took a fucking heroic dose of caffeine, and god knows how much kratom is in her system and how it will interact with that, and a bottle of liquor just got introduced. It'll be Jon in the laundry room all over again at best.
 
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