🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
1774060106095.png

This bitch look rough.....er than usual.
 
Not going to lie I keep giggling myself silly over every single fucking TTS person at least including one "JD Gay"
 
Current Stox (highest to lowest):
TWIN 335 (0)
LAND 261 (+7)
JDRA 246 (+1)
BASH 200 (+15)
ANIS 166 (+6)
EMMA 150 (-10)
VICT 140 (-13)
ROBO 130 (-30)
HEAD 123 (-4)
JD 118 (-6)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,174 (+8 )
Head 1,082 (+24)
Emma 1,079 (+4)
Anissa 1,052 (-54)
The Twins 899 (+8 )
James Drake 840 (+26)
Landon 811 (+26)
JD 766 (+22)
Victoria 697 (0)

chrome_XJOHNKuQ3u.jpg5WgHyVrSRh.png
 
Last edited by a moderator:
1774060340138.png

A TTS calls Landon straight (JD is a fag, btw), and he agrees. He has never had sexual feelings towards another man! He can recognize when a man looks good, but he has never wanted to "put [his] shit in his stinkhole".

"Put your shit in his stinkhole? That's not... that's not what gay sex is." - JD

1774060499831.png

"The JD Report" is over! Good night! And if any of them are eliminated tomorrow, "good bye"!
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Anisa was scrappy against JD, I'm tired of the nontent allegations. She's built for the tank.
Click to expand...
>stole the Quran when everyone was too pussy to do it
>squirted a whole bottle of mayo in every page
>poured fish juice into Bashir's stuff
>great chemistry with Head
>the fake poopgate bit
>actually getting involved in challenges and getting scrappy
>actually playing the game and using strategies between the groups
>nontent
So am I brother
 
SneakEnergy said:
>stole the Quran when everyone was too pussy to do it
>squirted a whole bottle of mayo in every page
>poured fish juice into Bashir's stuff
>great chemistry with Head
>the fake poopgate bit
>actually getting involved in challenges and getting scrappy
>actually playing the game and using strategies between the groups
>nontent
So am I brother
Click to expand...
She also stole all of the bags which started a 2-day fight.

She's like a gypsy. She just takes stuff.
 
1774060869934.png1774060956129.png

James Drake doing basically his own version of "The JD Report" but not shitty and gay (like JD, because JD gay). He's asking actual questions and getting Landon talking.
 
Screenshot_20260320_214210_Brave.jpg
James Drake took Landon into confessional
to tell LandLORD how much he loves him.

LANDLORD almost admits he did the trash dump on head.

Vicky: ....and why did you tell me?

Landon: *contemplating life choices*
Screenshot_20260320_214325_Brave.jpg
 
There was a long TTS about Landon and Drake being the combo carrying the Fishtank this season and it ended with "Vicky go home" and Landon and Drake laughed in her face. It was lowkey hilarious.
 
1774061332779.png

James Drake making a move! He's asking Vicky and Landon to give their plant matter to him so he can "make a play" that is "kinda crazy".

Vicky keeps saying she knows "EXACTLY" what he means, but never elaborates.

He says it would of course NOT be eliminating either Vicky or Landon. Vicky says "well yeah, that would be retarded".

Emma walks in during this, and he keeps talking, including her.

1774061533558.png

Vicky agrees he got a TON during Hungry Hungry Hippos. James is convinced he already likely has the most, but still wants them to be in the alliance just to make sure he stays ahead.

Emma says that she trusts him. Landon says that he will give his plant matter over.
 
I think Drake is gonna get Anisa or JD because they're less content.

Edit: he just said Bashir
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom