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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I would say Drake is lying and wants possibly JD out because of how much more nervous and cagey he's been since JD came in the room. But the way he was talking about being worried about Bashir and him asking questions to prod, it does fall in line with Bashir. So it makes me think he's being straight.


Edit: Landon was already the best, but holy shit he's hilarious drunk.

OMG and he was fucking concerned about having alcohol out around Bam.
 
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James is totally mfw.

Landon said to be louder for the audience and he cares about us a lot ❤️ LANDLORD ❤️
 
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Current rough stream metrics. YT had significantly more viewers earlier in the week iirc.
Yeah, I saw that and immediately questioned to myself how many YT has had. I've been watching on PPV tho, so I have no clue.

I was also thinking that perhaps more Kick users already know about Fishtank beforehand compared to YouTube users, so discovery would be somewhat lowered. However, perhaps the average Kick user would be more inclined to enjoy the degeneracy of Fishtank compared to the average YouTube user. I'm talking strictly about randoms stumbling upon the stream here.

Either way, hard to know. Just speculating.
 
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When you're the genius trying to mastermind but everyone is talking about MILFs.
 
Yeah, I saw that and immediately questioned to myself how many YT has had. I've been watching on PPV tho, so I have no clue.

I was also thinking that perhaps more Kick users already know about Fishtank beforehand compared to YouTube users, so discovery would be somewhat lowered. However, perhaps the average Kick user would be more inclined to enjoy the degeneracy of Fishtank compared to the average YouTube user. I'm talking strictly about randoms stumbling upon the stream here.

Either way, hard to know. Just speculating.
Kick (and Twitch) also viewbot like fucking crazy, I don't think they'll authentically hit YouTube's reach on there at any point.
 
A TTS came through telling Bashir to look at the stox

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He's tanking.... They are trying to gay op an alert him....
 
I might be alone in this but the 'social game' is my last favorite aspect of fishtank. It's always ended up protecting nontent and removing content.
There way jdrake got cagey when vicki was saying she didn't know if she could trust him makes me hopeful will get to hold on to Bashir and he'll be able to go after other contestants without with of gay politics after the fact but who knows 🤷🏼
 
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Bashir is suspicious. Once he noticed his STOX tanking, he waited a minute or two and totally randomly decided he wants to do a solo confessional and asked everyone else to leave.

He's now listing off songs he likes, apparently TTS asked him to do this previously.

Edit:

Despite the "non-automatic" TTS, a snitch TTS just made it through.

"You know, it's kinda weird they were all in here together! That's a lot of people in one tiny room!" - TTS

"Yes. Yes, it is uh, it is strange." - Bashir
 
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