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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Landon yelling from the bathroom THANK GOD I'M NOT NAKEDDDDDD causing camera to run to him. He's just drunk yelling shit. :story:

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J.D. taking to Emma about how he's not gonna die for ZOG fighting Chinese drones on the battlefields of WW3 was not on my bingo or bongo card.
 
James Drake is kinda riling up Landon on how mad he was. He's trying to tell him to tell HQ what he's gonna do if they're gonna keep giving him this JOB. He wants production to be FAIR to LANDLORD!!!

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James: Landon came here to escape work not keep doing it! Tell HQ what you're going to do if they keep giving you this job.

Landon is going to rip up the carpets and go full jihad if they keep giving him this job. Nothing like "piss or shit" because "it's too early in the season".
 
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Bashir questioning the guys on all the TTS.

Drake basically told him the truth, but when Bashir asks who he's going to eliminate he says "You all know who I'm getting rid of." Alluding to Vicky.
 
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Bashir: I saw my STOX go down....so it would suck (to go home) because we shook on it like men....

(Tension)

Drunk Landon: fuck don't send me home I don't want to go back to WORK!!!
 
LANDON CONFIRMED IT'S ALL CHAT GPT THAT IS READ HE SAW WITH THE MIRROR

He didn't feel good about it because it was FAKE.

WIGGERS RUINED .
 
I still think don't 100% believe Bashir is James drake's true target, as earlier today he was talking with the twins trying to convince them to not vote out Bashir. And i am pretty sure the Confessional thing was just To Fool the girls and make them back down.

I think James drake is gonna do some quadruple crossing Revolver Ocelot shit.
 
I'm calling it now I think Drake is gonna vote out Anisa. The only reason he would want to convince the boys to give him specifically the plant matter is to vote someone other than Vicky. Same with not giving his plant matter to the girls, he doesn't want Bashir out either.

I think he wants Anisa out because he knows it would be best for the show. He's smart enough to know that the show needs two oppositional forces to be truly interesting and Anisa is the least interesting by a decent margin, second place being JD but he's allied with Drake.

I believe in my boy.
 
I'm calling it now I think Drake is gonna vote out Anisa. The only reason he would want to convince the boys to give him specifically the plant matter is to vote someone other than Vicky. Same with not giving his plant matter to the girls, he doesn't want Bashir out either.

I 'd rather have Emma out than Anisa.
 
I get the odd feeling he wants to vote out JD. Just the way he acted when JD came in to the confessional. He seemed way more awkward and struggling to word what he was trying to say. But he was completely fine answering Bashir when questioned in the group.

I think he's worried that everyone seems mostly cool and fine with JD. Think he maybe sees JD as his most "normie" competition in the house.
 
I'm calling it now I think Drake is gonna vote out Anisa. The only reason he would want to convince the boys to give him specifically the plant matter is to vote someone other than Vicky. Same with not giving his plant matter to the girls, he doesn't want Bashir out either.

I think he wants Anisa out because he knows it would be best for the show. He's smart enough to know that the show needs two oppositional forces to be truly interesting and Anisa is the least interesting by a decent margin, second place being JD but he's allied with Drake.

I believe in my boy.
I don't think he would snake Vicky like that because then that would put too much of a target on his back for the rest of the rounds.

I do think that he feels threatened by Bashir just because he goes Allahu Akbar at any moment.

I honestly thought it was going to be Anissa at first just because it would be best for the show but Bashir is sneaky

I don't know if either of the girls would be upset about that.

I really don't think he would do JD just because he would lose Landon who is a fan favorite. Landon really looks up to him.
 
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