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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 99 11.9%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 190 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 424 51.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%
  • Total voters
    832
Vicki pulled the suicide bait story as a front to get on Drake's good side because she doesn't believe he's telling the truth of the plan. Also someone TTSs saying they're "Colin" and she doesnt know how to feel.
 
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Cheese fries’ worst nightmare
 
Unwired Clutter said:
I think Twins are best fish in general but Landon is the best fish where I'm 100% sure he's not acting at all. I think Twins are playing it up some, but not enough that there could be a moment where they like "turn off the joke" and turn into different people.
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I unironically want to be friends with Landon.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I unironically want to be friends with Landon.
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You can be, go to any Burger King in middle America and there’s seventy Landons. They’re lovable and fun to watch but can be extremely frustrating. I imagine he has a reputation among his fellow janitors. Imagine trying to explain anything to a guy who doesn’t understand what cheese fries are.
 
I'm a bit tired at the moment, and can't clip, but I heard a godly tts aim at Vicky while she's crying.
"Hey Vicky I'm unable to pay my rent soon, but I'm drunk and I like weed like you do." (paraphrasing).
 
Seems like overall this SZN is much tamer and more like a reality show that you try to "win"

Sam seemed more set on making it a content house over a game, whereas Ben and Jet seem more intent on it being a social game.

Not a bad change. I think the last couple of szns have lacked integrity which the fish eventually picked up on.

In both S3 and S4 the fish got to a point where they felt it wasnt worth trying anymore. Also, nobody has been properly paid out since S2.
 
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Landon got panicked by the crying, said he was leaving, stormed out, staggered around the hallway a second, looked into the jungle room for .25 seconds, then kinda walked back in and sat down for a few seconds
 
Vicky snapped at JD and said the suicide story was fake, she DOESNT CARE. Then she started fake crying really really badly and kept repeating "this is just giving me so much anxiety". She kept switching between grimacing in pain and looking around to see if anyone was buying it. JD was being nice and trying to get her to take deep breaths.

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Edit: After the guys went to bed Vicky told Emma that she fake cried. She said it in a way where she was impressed with herself and how badass of a move it was. Really embarrassing shit.

Edit 2: Vicky is still not convinced that James is going to vote Bashir. I think it just boils down to her being way too egotistical to ever be convinced into changing her mind in any way shape or form. I doubt you could change her opinion on anything because her ego is too retarded.
 
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Most normal picture of Bingo that ive managed to get so far
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I really dont want either Bashir or Vicky to leave tomorrow.... is it... a good cast?
 
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Vicky explains her master manipulator plan.




TURN OFF THE FUCKING FISH TANK LIGHT! FUCK!

 
Bashir is interesting and slightly antagonistic to the others. I think the house loses a lot of color if he leaves.

Plus him doing his prayers while the 00s rock hits played was hilarious
 
Vicky just "had a really huge plan": she's going to put a bag of piss in her pocket then throw it on James if he shoots her.

Emma has been trying to convince Vicky to trust James. Vicky is not budging, she is way too fat and retarded to ever let Emma have an opinion that isn't Vicky's. No way James is getting Vicky's plant matter.
 
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