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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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For you zoomies, treasure sleeping chest-down while you can, once you start to get up in years your neck won't let you do this anymore.
 
I know I'm slow on this but damn it's funny as hell that this is the shit Landon eats. Should have figured a gas station wouldn't be making any hot foods beyond hot dogs on a roller.
Like I'm confident in saying Dominos would be a major step up and the producers WANTED to order Pizza. :lol:

Edit: Oh I forget that Landon is an autist and doesn't want any tomato sauce on his pizza, which is what a pizza shop can easily do as a request.
 
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The Muslim is UP....

Let's see if he gets wise
 
Ginger Muslim is praying. This is your last chance boy.
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Okay he's retarded...
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Calling it, JD’s gonna get kicked, ginger muslim faggot will ninja his way out of getting kicked at the last second
My first thought was Anissa or JD just because it's more interesting and he was going to be a content king.

But honestly I can see how it would feel to be by Bashir....
 
I've switched to team Kicky Vicky, she's just given up completely.

dominos actually has cheesy bread too, landon probably does not realize this because they call it cheesy bread.
He doesn't! Ben was saying "so cheesy bread?" and Landon was like kind of but not really. I think he thinks cheesy bread is cheese on bread.
 
I'm incredibly surprised she's not liquormaxxing in the morning
Yea, but beer tastes even better before 9am
I know I'm slow on this but damn it's funny as hell that this is the shit Landon eats. Should have figured a gas station wouldn't be making any hot foods beyond hot dogs on a roller.
Like I'm confident in saying Dominos would be a major step up and the producers WANTED to order Pizza. :lol:

Edit: Oh I forget that Landon is an autist and doesn't want any tomato sauce on his pizza, which is what a pizza shop can easily do as a request.
How does the "high rise crust" end up 1/5th the height of it precooked?? They fucked that up right?? Also, i was willing to overlook Wisconsinites having a stupid local name for sauceless cheese pizza, but this is getting ridiculous!

ETA Portesi's insta is totally scuffed meme central
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Hopefully Mohammed doesn’t get kicked but he made too many enemies early on. But this cast has enough entertaining people in it so the show will be fun even without him, unlike previous casts after their content king left the show. Well, mostly S2, but also some of S3.
 
why did JDRA stocks drop he's a boss
He's plotting to eliminate Bashir and cuck content. The other fish have agreed to give him their plant matter so he gets the bullet and picks who is eliminated, on agreement that he will choose Bashir. However everyone was quite drunk last night and it's unknown whether the alliance will hold, and there is a possibility James Drake is lying and is planning to betray them and eliminate someone else instead .
 
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