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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
War Hog Viki had a dream she was drowning in water and thinks she could not breathe in real life, swam her way out of it
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Head just farted real close to Bingo in the bar


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Booze hog has gotten a dance o gram says she doesn't trust Jews doesn't know where her luggage is


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Piss cam, didn't flush

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Landon what the fuck you doing?

No jobs today everyone is to stay in the game
 
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"I miss the days where I had to scrub the airwaves to find a certain radio station and then hope it played my favorite song at some point. It was really fun and chaotic when you got to the station and the last 10 seconds of it was playing xDD ;P"-type shit
March 2026 joindate type shit
 
the smartest thing James could do is shoot Vicky or JD. to turn a betrayal of Bashir into a betrayal of one of them would be a huge moment, not to mention that i'd say Vicky and JD are less popular with the audience than Bashir at the moment. his stox would shoot through the roof and he'd be seen as a legend. while if he shoots Bashir, it could hurt his rep because Bashir's starting to grow on people. im excited nonetheless... even if this mechanic of giving the winner elimination power is kind of scuffed and unfair, its definitely leading to suspense.
 
the smartest thing James could do is shoot Vicky or JD. to turn a betrayal of Bashir into a betrayal of one of them would be a huge moment, not to mention that i'd say Vicky and JD are less popular with the audience than Bashir at the moment. his stox would shoot through the roof and he'd be seen as a legend. while if he shoots Bashir, it could hurt his rep because Bashir's starting to grow on people. im excited nonetheless... even if this mechanic of giving the winner elimination power is kind of scuffed and unfair, its definitely leading to suspense.
True, true... however, counterpoint: I don't like Bashir and I want him to lose.

Ginger muslim faggot.
 
JD says "I have brought wood" holding a big stick. Bongo says "More like morning wood am I right?"

Bashir is giving presents away to other fish, I think he knows
 
TTS just called out Icky Vicky for not showering for a week. Head asked her if that was true and she said yes. She must be a mess down there between her period and the beer shits and general piss leakage.
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head just squirted ketchup into the straw of this drink and walked away lol
thanks to everyone for keeping up summary's of the show, i missed yesterday seems like a ton of shit happened.

im kind of thinking jd should be the one to go home.
he seems to be the most nontent overall. people do dislike anissa but she did do the quran stealing and also the jacuzzi stream with head which was funny.
im still not quite sure what jd has done.

i think jd is funny and i dont dislike him i just think hes done the least amount so far
emma going would also be fine i think

i dont want bashir or vicki to go, theyre both funny
and bashir is a good antagonist the tank would lose quite a bit if he leaves imo
i think james drake is great and the twins (obviously) and LANDMAN (obviously) so i want them all to be safe

so yeah my vote is for jd. and probably after him i would pick anissa or emma
but again i think anissa is lowkey funny and down for whatever and i like that
emma is kind of nontent but i do like her and vicki together, theres something funny there
 
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As discussed last night, JD and Landon combining their plant matter into James Drake's bag. Bashir watches, which means he is definitely aware of the alliance that didn't include him.

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DAMN that bag lookin FAT.

Edit: Apparently Bashir was made aware of the alliance sometime overnight.
 
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As discussed last night, JD and Landon combining their plant matter into James Drake's bag. Bashir watches, which means he is definitely aware of the alliance that didn't include him.
Bashir knew they were going to combine bags with James. He just thinks James has agreed to vote for Vicky.
 
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