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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Jet and Ben cam.

They want to do a recap before the elimination begins.

James Drake is "an interesting guy". He knows that TTS is snitching so he is hiding things from the audience. Jet says he likely knows who will be picked, but James could always do something "crazy" like shoot Landon.

Jet says that Vicky is "bugging" and mocks her whining about her family, lol. He is completely dismissive of her.

Ben says he has a "hunch" that James might eliminate Landon. This would of course be a huge betrayal, but James is so charismatic he might still be able to win everyone over again. He says the "logical" choice is Bashir.

Jet says this is part of the game. It sucks if a popular fish is eliminated early, but it can and will happen sometimes. Jet says he is loving this and he feels like a viewer because even he doesn't know what James will actually do. Jet agrees that a "total twist" of Landon being eliminated is possible.

They said elimination will be "around 7" because they want Bam to be here for it.

Ben says the FIRST day they were swatted four times. The cast was totally chill about it. He confirms 7 PM for elimination. They will continue throwing some plant matter up occasionally.

Edit:

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"Look out! Faggot!" And then throws a bundle of sticks into the bar.
 
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James Drake gets a love letter from "Bring Back Summer" that begs him to please not eliminate Landon. It would be a tactical flaw because he would betray everyone and put a target on himself. Save backstabbing like that for later in the season.

James says that he has zero intention of eliminating Landon, don't worry about it. Landon is safe if he wins. "I love that guy."
 
sex haver said:
Vicky now talking with Jet and Ben. She's considering quitting on elimination day. SFX is playing and it is hard to hear exactly what she is saying.
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Ok Vicky can get the fuck out of the house now. This is the second time shes threatened to quit, and trying it the morning of an elimination challenge is fucking gay.
She just thinks shes getting eliminated tonight and wants to quit because of it.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
While I like the director cam and I think it's great to have, I do miss the early days of FT where you would have to keep your eye on chat for callouts on which room to switch to when something happened, that does still happen but way less now that we have director. It was really fun and chaotic frantically switching to B3 then back to the den when things were happening, following chat callouts and making your own to lead people to the content.
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I still do this. Much better than director randomly cutting to Head shitting.
 
Plasticise said:
Ok Vicky can get the fuck out of the house now. This is the second time shes threatened to quit, and trying it the morning of an elimination challenge is fucking gay.
She just thinks shes getting eliminated tonight and wants to quit because of it.
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Oh yeah, she is one of those cunts who sits on wording "I was never eliminated, I LEFT!" types. I hope she stays, she brings a nice chaotic energy, and is very easy to hate. I kinda wish they just converted those eliminated to freeloaders, so no one has to leave, it eventually kills the dynamics.
 
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James Drake back in confessional, talking to TTS.

One comes through and tells him that Emma is the biggest threat, because she is the "glue" that is holding the girls together. He should eliminate her, then Bashir, then Vicky.

He says that yes, he's considered Emma for that very reason. He still hasn't made a decision. He's still got some time to think about it.

He's going to do what he thinks is best "for [his] game".

Another TTS tells him the same as the last post, that he should not backstab anyone and just go with Bashir.

"Now that I've got you alone... FAGGOT!" James laughs.

Edit:

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Twins pulled into the closet. Jet has a box that has a "surprise."

They've been sent a care package from Edmund McMillen, creator of things like Binding of Isaac and Mewgenics.

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Plushies, clothes, and what looks like small games and comic books. Lots of Binding of Isaac merch, which the girls have said they are a fan of before.
 
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lol, James Drake really dislikes Vicky.

"Vicky is not a threat. She stinks. She hasn't showered since she got here. She's a pig." - James

Another TTS: "She's a nasty heifer chicken jockey neggar!"

"Haha. Yeah, we're... mopping the floor yesterday, and she's just drinking her beer." - James
 
I said this in sneedchat but feel the need to record it for posterity:

If Bashir doesn't get eliminated this week or otherwise earlyish in the season I can see him getting defiant later like Jon.
 
HAAAAW 🗣️ 🔥
Hey little buddy hows it going today?
Landon is your name.
Scrub-a-dub-dub boy clean it up,
or that stain is just gonna stay.
🎻
Hey little buddy now we're havin some fun,
scrub it all up with the suuuuuuuuuuuun
so lets go Landon pick it up,
Landon loves cleanin' it uuuup!
 
Bongo works at a doughnut shop and said sometimes she hopes an angry customer comes in to get her adrenaline going because she gets bored
Bingo's job is sleeping, keeping their mom company, and feeding their pet frog
 
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