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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
FAT down syndrome wigger alert

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He said: I tried to rig it! If somebody doesn't take the hint that's all we can do.

He decided to do more chewing noises.

He said they're doing fair competitions.

They're going to reset the house to Day 1 cleanliness and then do DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT fun.
 
Carl's Jr said:
End of the day he did nothing and that's why they moved up the elimination time from 7 to 2;30
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So my schizotheory is that they told every the later elimination time to get their defenses down. Then had head take a crash out as a distraction. THEN told Bashir to do something because the definitely wanted him to stay. The problem is he was demoralized by the longhouse and had already to take a more passive approach. That's on him, hopefully he gets to come back as a freeloader.

Meiwaku said:
Do you dumb niggers have this argument EVERY elimination? :lossmanjack:
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Yes. Welcome to fishtank.

Edit: seeing jet say they tried to rig it makes me more confident in my schozo lol
 
Paul-Denton said:
Jet's mad and fat. and ugly. BUT I don't think he's wrong Bashir conceded when he donned his stupid white dress
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He is wrong for comparing Bashir to Jon and Jimmy, and for claiming that every time a fish leaves the house it's the fish's fault.
 
Paul-Denton said:
Jet's mad and fat. and ugly. BUT I don't think he's wrong Bashir conceded when he donned his stupid white dress
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S.C.U.D. said:
He is wrong for comparing Bashir to Jon and Jimmy, and for claiming that every time a fish leaves the house it's the fish's fault.
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Both right. It's clear Bashir didn't really have a strategy to dig out of the hole he got into, he was just betting on the good will of others. I think Jet's right though in blaming the fish for not understanding the log, if Emma of all people could the rest of them should have figured it out.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
A lot of people were making normie reality TV competition shows comparisons earlier, but any good reality TV show knows to somehow keep a villain character on until the season gets closer to ending. Even normie big production companies can get that right.

If you just want to watch something for “muh strategy”, then watch a sporting event or something. I want to watch retards be goaded on.
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Nah man it's all about the "game" and the "strategies". Didn't you know that FT is totally a game/social show and not just watching eccentric retards?
 
sex haver said:
This.

In the Pep Talk at 2:20, Jet literally told Bashir he had 10 minutes to make a play and that he doesn't have to just accept the results.

After a week of being a fuckin wildcard that was willing to trash people's plants and destroy stuff, he did nothing.
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This is true. I wanted Bashir to rush the bar, grab the stump, and throw it through one of the living room windows. And then the cameraman should've zoomed in on Jet's face.
 
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