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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
While Drake seethes the twins give a bar stool 40 lashes and play with the doctor's lobby toy and flop around on the floor. I can't tell if they had like 5 shots when I wasn't looking or if the emotional roller coaster just made them act up
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No, this looks like pretty average twin behaviour. Especially for Bingo.

 
How does it not work?
4 people already leaving was bad for them so they brought back Bashir. But now if James leaves then it's 4 people again, they are still in a bad situation they just swapped James for Bashir.
Yes but James is holding Bashir as the reason to walk away...so they'd just be back at 4 people gone. It would just be a decision of Bashir or James to stay unless James takes another person with him. I'm not saying they'd be better off.
 
A potential loop! Vicky leaves so Bashir returns, Bashir returns so James leaves, James leaves so Vicky returns, Vicky returns so JD leaves, JD leaves so.... well I don't know if anyone other than Landon would mind. Put a few drinks or some "cheese fries" in him and I think he would be ok.
 
Bashir: Can I talk to you?
Jet: in a minuet....
Landon in the background: DONT LET PRODUCTION MOG YOU!!!!
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JD: fucking drunk piece of shit challenge...
 
Tense talk and meanwhile...

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STOP THAT FAGGING

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"I could make a decision to fix this."

Bashir Muhammad W.

But he's mad at production. Jet explained that previous seasons were bad and completely arbitrary and these are the first "rules".
 
Did we ever actually decipher wtf Landon's cheese fries were? It was a frozen pizza or some shit?
 
Did we ever actually decipher wtf Landon's cheese fries were? It was a frozen pizza or some shit?
Cheesy bread. The shiz you can get at any chain pizza restaurant or most grocery store frozen food aisles.

There's a specific Wisconsin-only brand that calls theirs "cheese fries". Hence the confusion.
 
I figure James is gonna stay. He just needed the realization that this whole shitshow is a fucking joke.
Also, the drunk retards crashing Jet's speech check challenge was hilarious.
VIBE STATUS: REPAIRED.
 
As an autist stalker, since I don't think it was acknowledged in the thread:
Twins spent 2/3 of the Drunk POS challenge pacing around the dorm/closet. Bingo liked being in the closet with the door closed. Bongo asked if Bingo would want to be told if Bongo was about to do something "Evil". Bingo got mad that she's always a follower and that Bongo assumes she can't do evil things too. Bongo wanted to leave the dorm so she could unleash her drunken anger on other people instead of hurting Bingo. They'd occasionally leave the dorm to get more alcohol, stare at whatever Landon was doing for a few minutes, and leave after being acknowledged.
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Eventually tts prompted them to be evil and Bongo said "No more pacing, no more procrastinating, we're gonna show them how to be a piece of shit!". They then paced the bedroom for 2 minutes until Vicky walked in and they gave her the kleenex they found rummaging through closet drawers. I think bingo tried hiding in the crawlhold to scare somebody but she just started doing it everytime they got more booze to pace/draw/repeat each other in the closet. Bingo wanted the door closed.

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After Vicky's timeout, Bingo started her Bloody Mary thing and walked into the closet to explain to chat what she was doing and got a bit upset that her home base was ruinedtest2.png
She picked up the drawer and after Bongo came back with more alcohol Bingo noticed Landon's jacket was on the floor so she hung it back up. Bongo reminded her the challenge was to be a piece of shit so Bingo dropped it back on the floor then asked if she should pick it back up. Bongo told her not to.

I don't have more screenshots or details because I was at work and tabbing back and forth.
 
I figure James is gonna stay. He just needed the realization that this whole shitshow is a fucking joke.
Also, the jump retards crashing Jet's speech check challenge was hilarious.
VIBE STATUS: REPAIRED.
There's nothing like the Twins playing with the retard children's toy while Landon and Anisa crawl around on the floor and JD is seething and then talking to the Japanese Ginger Syrian Muslim.

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Amazing show you fucking wiggers. I'm so sold.
 
Landon is still psyopping himself into thinking that bashir is a Freeloader even after Jet and Jdrake had that serious conversation
 
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