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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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"Shoutout Marky Tom!" - JD
 
Bam flips out about Head letting him down while wearing a Jesus crucifixion shirt.
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Also interesting from this, Bam was involved in selection of the cast. I wonder if Sam brought him in on Season 4 to get him experience of the show as a planned replacement for the next season.
there is also a side door in the jungle room, what it leads to is anybodies guess
I'm guessing just a closet by layout. I too thought it could be another room, and it might be some sort of isolation room, but it can't be much.
According to Bam, Vicky apparently is using the excuse that she was worried about her cats being alone is why she left. I could honestly believe that she left them alone for a week tbh
Lies like Bozo. She fled from consequences, she knew TTS would eventually rat her out for the pad and everyone would come down on her for it and she just quit.
 
Right almost forgot about UT. That was the real shit. Had fun with serious sam as well.
I still have my copy of both.

Most of my games and PC parts were handmedowns from my dad back then. So It was starsiege, tribes 1, then tribes 2, etc. I got starcraft and AOE2 and 'borrowed' his copy of HL1 for the mods since he wasn't using it.
Damn I haven't thought about Starsiege in forever. I liked getting the desert map and would get that really fast mech then kit it up to outrun everything then harass every enemy. Ended up with a weakass laser that did almost no damage and barely any health, but it could run fast as fuck boy.
 
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DNSL sends another toy to Bashir. Bashir starts talking again about how he is a huge fan and his favorite video is the one where he just stands around in people's homes. Probably means this one, if you're curious:


It's a really fun watch, DNSL is great.
 
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Y’know…so…EHHH and then you-and then we got these Xbox fans, about fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360, Xbox Circle? Who the fuck they think they are, they think they’re smart and shit? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta play some games. And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got, Xbox ain’t got gaaaaames. It ain’t got games! Shit, butthole aught, what, nigga niggas tryin’ to say like, Gears of War. Shit, fuck Gears of War more like Tears of War, man that shit has that lil’ bitch cryin’ all the time, you see that commercial? That little bitch-ass commercial with that song? With that, with that pussy-ass song? Shit, true games, true games have some, some Fiddy Cent in the background, some Fat Joe some, BALLINNN. Shit, not some of this Madworld shit nah fuck that. And then, and then what else does Xbox got? Xbox got, Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin to talk about Halo, about Halo 3, Y’know what I’m saying? Man they best rename that shit to GAYlo Three…shit, that shit is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. Y’know who play that shit? Gay niggas…gay niggas.
 
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Jet cam. He wants people that were sending the XBox Live messages to invite the fish to a party. He's going to tell them to accept the invites so they can chat with fans.

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"What's up JD, you fucking faggot?" - First "fan"
 
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Y’know…so…EHHH and then you-and then we got these Xbox fans, about fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360, Xbox Circle? Who the fuck they think they are, they think they’re smart and shit? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta play some games. And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got, Xbox ain’t got gaaaaames. It ain’t got games! Shit, butthole aught, what, nigga niggas tryin’ to say like, Gears of War. Shit, fuck Gears of War more like Tears of War, man that shit has that lil’ bitch cryin’ all the time, you see that commercial? That little bitch-ass commercial with that song? With that, with that pussy-ass song? Shit, true games, true games have some, some Fiddy Cent in the background, some Fat Joe some, BALLINNN. Shit, not some of this Madworld shit nah fuck that. And then, and then what else does Xbox got? Xbox got, Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin to talk about Halo, about Halo 3, Y’know what I’m saying? Man they best rename that shit to GAYlo Three…shit, that shit is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. Y’know who play that shit? Gay niggas…gay niggas.
“Playin dat PS triple”

We need chad warden on S5
 
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