🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Yeah I dunno, the video games are a bad idea. I can't even watch regular people playing video games. This shit is boring.
 
Yeah I dunno, the video games are a bad idea. I can't even watch regular people playing video games. This shit is boring.
We learned this during Bitchtank with the streamer closet, unfortunately Bitchtank isn't canon.
 
brave_1i3FffHkbG.png
Choice bingo quotes while explaining their project (picture for reference because she was staring at the table with this face the whole time):
Did you know people have iron in their blood
Video games are for little baby boys who piss their pants
Led slave can't really do anything without the led master (twins think iron and lead are the same and can't spell lead)
They kinda look like rabbits, because they're brothers. They're slave and brothers
They have souls too, by the way, we put our souls in them

brave_zF2f0X2KQZ.pngbrave_eshk9Hi4qc.png
Retard standoff. Twins are pissed because they wanna game and if they can't go in then Landon can't either.
"Not only is it rude it's also evil"
"I'm going to eat your stuff"
 
Last edited:
What's with this ginger staff guy's unusually large sized frumpy dumpy? Did he spend his whole life sitting down, or is he actually a pooner and has woman chest to butt proportions. Kinda gross looking either way.

Yeah I dunno, the video games are a bad idea. I can't even watch regular people playing video games. This shit is boring.
Agreed. Let's be honest, in a "normal" environment I wouldn't glance twice at any of these retards. They only become interesting within the context of HECK HOUSE. I've learned that the hard way when trying to engage with things like Aryeh's post-tank gaming streams.
 
Yesterday was an elimination and a Drunk POS challenge with a quiter. Even with out Bashir getting let back in, today was always going to be a nontent recovery day for the Fish.
 
Is this a fishtank season record?
chrome_BQvUseJAnQ.png

The girls science experiment. L.E.D. stands for "Lead Eating Device". It was pointed out in sneedchat that lead is non-magnetic and the core of their robots seems to be using magnets to collect lead to eat.
chrome_90ALZwS1Cz.png
 
Is this a fishtank season record?
View attachment 8740265

The girls science experiment. L.E.D. stands for "Lead Eating Device". It was pointed out in sneedchat that lead is non-magnetic and the core of their robots seems to be using magnets to collect lead to eat.
View attachment 8740270
Not that Jet hasn't been the problem in the past, and he's definitely talking about learning from previous season, but I'm also starting to wonder how much of the problems with previous seasons were Sam.

Maybe Jets growing up, maybe he's having to try harder because the financials are much more make it or break it this season, but also maybe it wasn't always Jet Jetting it up
 
LANDON LORE: Here's 2 clips of Landon trolling GhostPolitics from 2023. Apparently he went by the username BerryBlackBerry.

There are probably more clips of him out there but I didn't dig much so this is all I found.
View attachment 8733628
Mints shows Landon the clip of Ghost reacting to him being on Fishtank
Archive
The full clip of GhostPolitics from True Capitalist Radio talking about BerryBlackBerry or Landon's lore on the show. Talking about when Landon told him about getting his first janitor job a few years back. "The only reason Berry Black Berry is a chad on fishtank is because he listened to Ghost."

Ghost made a shitty ai song for Landon too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DimhxcA-SfI
 
Back
Top Bottom