🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Three kicks
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It's done

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It stinks in there

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Landon commends them.

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Bingo hot asks if Bongo wants to play video games.
 
While the boys technically won, this is really a total woman victory because they turned a nontent day into content. Bam was right to reward them even though they "failed" because they were entertaining, and if you want fish to keep producing content you need to reward it. This was a huge problem in previous seasons, especially S2.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
While the boys technically won, this is really a total woman victory because they turned a nontent day into content. Bam was right to reward them even though they "failed" because they were entertaining, and if you want fish to keep producing content you need to reward it. This was a huge problem in previous seasons, especially S2.
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Well their job was to make "science" projects so they would have got paid anyways. The content is a good touch though, probably was worth a bonus.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
If you’re not willing to eat bugs, you wouldn’t even make it on Fear Factor.
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What.. you guys are giving me like EASY challenges, the worst thing yall are saying is that some crazy bitch might piss in your bedroom and even then just move outta the room and sleep somewhere else. "Oh you might have to cook a super pizza" Like cooking really? thats the hardest
So wait again where do I apply?
 
ProudSkibidiTolietAryan said:
What.. you guys are giving me like EASY challenges, the worst thing yall are saying is that some crazy bitch might piss in your bedroom and even then just move outta the room and sleep somewhere else. "Oh you might have to cook a super pizza" Like cooking really? thats the hardest
So wait again where do I apply?
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This nigger thinks he's going to win FT when he can't even figure out where to apply.

Step 1: Download the Fishtank app on your phone
Step 2: Click apply
Spet 3: Fill out the application
 
ProudSkibidiTolietAryan said:
What.. you guys are giving me like EASY challenges, the worst thing yall are saying is that some crazy bitch might piss in your bedroom and even then just move outta the room and sleep somewhere else. "Oh you might have to cook a super pizza" Like cooking really? thats the hardest
So wait again where do I apply?
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I don't think you understand. It was a SUPER pizza.
 
ProudSkibidiTolietAryan said:
What.. you guys are giving me like EASY challenges, the worst thing yall are saying is that some crazy bitch might piss in your bedroom and even then just move outta the room and sleep somewhere else. "Oh you might have to cook a super pizza" Like cooking really? thats the hardest
So wait again where do I apply?
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Idk.

Where does an internet show that appeals to zoomers ask for applications?
 
break these cuffs said:
This nigger thinks he's going to win FT when he can't even figure out where to apply.

Step 1: Download the Fishtank app on your phone
Step 2: Click apply
Spet 3: Fill out the application
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I'm really, really hoping it's just a stupid bit and he's not really that retarded

Optimistic, I know.
 
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Jet asks that the computer lab be a "ceasefire zone" where no conflict happens, because they don't want to deal with replacing the XBoxes and PCs.

They mentioned something about "the website thing". Jet says that's for the girls. He now calls all of the girls to the room, and tells the boys they can do whatever.

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This is going to be a "canon event". They ask the twins to explain to Anisa what "canon" and "OC" means. Anisa mentions she's made a character in Baldur's Gate 3 before.

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Jet asks how much they got paid. Anisa shows the $14 they were paid. "You only got $14?" He says that was too much and takes five away, then asks them again. "You only made $9? Would you like to make more?"

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Jet explains that this is not just the gaming room. He wants to put the girls to work as a CALL CENTER. There's a website where you can do "back end" work like clicking captchas and other clerical work. Any of the girls can pick up a shift when they want for 2-3 hours, all thanks to their new STEM Certification!

The first task tonight is to clean up the room. When it is cleaned Jet will come back and explain more.

During the day the room is for work only. The XBoxes can only be played after sundown.
 
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