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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Some videos to sum up today

The Condom part 1...



Boys make fun of him for condom.. "i always keep it around" despite the condom clearly being fresh...



Boys singing Landon song


Bingo freaks out over her scalp and Bongo ATTACK


Pomegranate Juice


Drake breaking down the door:




From Twitter
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Exploited already
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Heeeeeres BONGO
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Jet asks how much they got paid. Anisa shows the $14 they were paid. "You only got $14?" He says that was too much and takes five away, then asks them again. "You only made $9? Would you like to make more?"
This actually made me LOL. That's funny as fuck.
 
So again? what is it?
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Ah FUCK...

WAIT a minute, my mom has lesbian, and she does not know what fishtank is.. Ill put in her details and then apply her and if she gets accepted ill then tell her that its just a gameshow and leave out all the easy nothing parts you guys are telling me so it will seem EVEN easier than it already is.

Im not joking or lying im going to unironically do this and ill brb. That is if I cant get in.
i am really curious about who asked
 
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Jet has postponed the computer jobs because there's some kind of technical issue they are running into. "This is a low budget show and we don't know what we are doing".

The girls will get their first jobs on the PCs tomorrow.
 
serious answer for you:
game is rigged in favor of production's favorite people
the audience will dox and harass your family
production will bully you until you crash out and leave
you will be forced to eat a bunch of hot dogs, drink a bunch of milk, smoke a bunch of cigs, and throw up as a challenge
you may be forced to do boxing or other physical punishments
you may get your hair forcibly shaved off
other contestants may dump liquids on you (including bodily fluids, and some contestants have STDs)
during the end of the season the house is typically totally trashed and very dirty, health inspectors have condemned some of the houses due to the damage
dont bring anything actually valuable since it will either get destroyed or taken by production

also that application is for a freeloader which gets a daily rate rather than a grand prize
Shut up nigger. Let the man ruin his life!!!


Anyways. Twins stimming in circles in new room. Production and girls cleaning. Landon song constantly playing
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Drake helping too. I cannot find Landon and GayD on cam.
 
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The smartest move was to eliminate literally anyone but Vicky,
Clearly the chain of events that followed proved this incorrect. She hitched her wagon to a junkie and got punished for it. Again, the point of the challenge wasn't to lock yourself in a room for 48 hours and cry like a literal child anytime someone did anything slightly aggressive towards you (which most cases was because SHE started it).

While Emma has become more tolerable now that she's no longer pretending to be Vicky's mini me (because she's also BPD and has no personally of her own). I actually do agree she shouldn't participate in the next challenge, hopefully that means she'll get eliminated and someone interesting can take her place.
 
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Carl just played 4D chess and endorsed her by saying how "stupid" I am, which is gonna look great on the application as my friends told me that the hosts except only the most retarded people. Thank you Carl I won't forget this.
See you guys later its time we go fishing.
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Make sure to post the video that you make here.

Anyways. Boys get to chill. Other than James Drake who volunteers to janny.

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The clip bot broke so I'm uploading 13 minutes of the siege footage from the Game Room camera in glorious 480p. Some funny TTS messages here and there. Clips cuts off after James left the room.
 
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