🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Cuck_Dragon_avi]

Good find, is this from Bams wife again? She went live from the basement during S4 and leaked a few things that where coming up before.
Elimination is Wednesday so it makes sense they are only getting a pivotal part of the elimination a day before it.

ITS WORKING
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This makes it look like this was taken when Bezo and Vicky were still in the house?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

A pic I found on xitter, not sure if it was posted already.
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"Giant keyboard ships tuesday" on the whiteboard, may be real and related to the typing challenge or just a psyop by wiggers, will be pretty funny if it's real though.

whats the room on the top left of the big monitor?

 

[Aquafag]

So is the "eat my ass" TTS with the black guy voice this season's "vertical bar"? If so what a way to personalize season 5. It's a gay show!

 

[a-Lager]

>Typing challenge
>Not 1v1 codblops bracket
Never do whippits kids, you'll turn into Jeet Neptroon

 

[Plasticise]

whats the room on the top left of the big monitor?

The gym room, Jet did an instagram reel storytime from it a week or so before the season started

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

Losing a few pounds net over a few days doesn't mean much.

It's absolutely impossible to measure a precise loss of one pound per day with casual measurements and a conventional bathroom scale. For one, your weight fluctuates much, much more than one pound per day. You can calculate a "true weight" with extremely careful measurement, noting when you measure, when you drink, when you eat, when you piss, when you shit, how much, etc. but even that isn't going to give you an indication of what's water weight, what's body fat and what's lean body mass. On top of all that, the precision of a typical bathroom scale is extremely low. All of that to say, there's no way that "one pound a day" means literally losing exactly one pound per day every day for 8 days.

On that sort of time scale, a sudden change in diet, for example to one that's lower in sodium, that results in lower water weight, or even hormonal fluctuations are much more likely, especially in the absence of severe illness or extreme exercise.

It's not evidence of anorexia or even unhealthy weight loss.

 

[>-Ack!]

at this point the biggest problem with the show is that its main fanbase are mentally ill ADHD retards and that jet gets swayed very easily by public opinion (or the opinion of an authority like sam) no matter its quality. people can't understand that a content everyday season is impossible and unsustainable and they like to delude themselves with nostalgia that S2 and S3 or god forbid S4 were like that. pretty much every single idea/solution at this point has been tried and it doesn't work, people need to stop coping and realize that this is as good as it gets and unless they manage to somehown get "blind" normies again its not getting better.

 

[Plasticise]

Jets "Ideal woman" Freeloader

 

[Mr.Bucket]

New Bashir Drip
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Bongo also hit on 20 and was fine LMFAO.

Can that fucker dress like a normal person ONCE!?

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

Good find, is this from Bams wife again?

No clue, just saw it posted without any context.

This makes it look like this was taken when Bezo and Vicky were still in the house?

100%, look at Bingo & Bongo in confessional (second from the top, first from the right) wearing the blue clothes they had early on. Makes it even more believable tbh.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

 

[Sankbawlz]

Jets "Ideal woman" Freeloader
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Jet really drew vicky in a string bikini

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

A TTS came through asking if Jet would shave the Twins heads and he came THIS close to saying "We dont do that anymore, that was a Sam thing". Instead him, Ben, and Vance all gave each other looks saying "We left that in the past".

 

[Cuck_Dragon_avi]

Jet: "Were not shaving the girls heads."
Ben: "We've left that behind."
Jet: "That's a little too dark for me."

 

[Meiwaku]

Can that fucker dress like a normal person ONCE!?

NO

I love his retarded clothing.

Godsneed Bashir

 

[Plasticise]

Can that fucker dress like a normal person ONCE!?

 

[sex haver]

Day 9 recap!

• TTS was left on all night. Several fish got agitated at the lack of sleep.
• Burt claims he is scheduled to be a freeloader for "a few days at some point".
• An image of Bashir's gay letter begging for a "cool" kick from the show is posted.
• The Computer Lab jobs are ready and the girls are brought into work on EnSlave. They have to fill out basic captchas and other silly shit like identify typos in a paragraph, use the '/ban' command to moderate Fishtank chat, and do basic math. All of them fail completely. Twins do the best with 13/25 tasks completed. Jet says they considered a "retard mode" for the twins, but actually, everyone else might need it instead.
• The boys got a chance next. They did significantly better, but even still, nobody completed 25/25. Best was Bashir at 23/25.
• Quick, random competition for "stupidest dance.".
• Jet announces the next elimination. Wednesday will host a TYPING TEST. Fastest WPM gets a bullet to eliminate. From now on, the Computer Lab is open for free use to practice typing.
• A barber is brought in for any fish that would like a haircut. Most notably, Landon goes for a "wolf cut". The barber makes fun of him, saying the model looks like "a serial killer".
• Burt interviews Bezo earlier in the day. Bezo specifically calls out our thread here on KF as "craziest of all the Fishtank places".
• Jet asks everyone to present all the money they have. It is then all confiscated for "rent"! All money is taken away, and the fridge is emptied of all food for "wipe day". Landon is given the POKER KIT and told he controls how gambling in the house will work.
• The gang begins playing Blackjack, led by JD as dealer. Jet and Ben return, bringing Landon "ghetto" clothing; notably, Landon mentions he is "not good" at tying shoes and Jet offers to do it for him. Starting shortly, a poll will be held every 12 hours to make a fish an "amputee", removing use of one arm. This ALSO APPLIES to Wednesday, meaning someone, chosen by the site audience, will go into the Typing Challenge with one arm.
• Landon changes into the WIGGER OUTFIT, and sure enough, needs Ben to tie his shoes for him. JD "wins" the first amputee poll, and now has his right arm tied behind his back for the next 12 hours.

Going to bed a bit early; as usual I'll check the thread in the morning and add anything that happens before midnight.

 

[FaggotWithAids]

Burt is interviewing Charity live right now

https://www.youtube.com/live/tS8jHvni-HM

Interview notes
-Shoe size: 5.5
-Cup size: C
-Didn't pick up on any queer vibes from the other fish
-Declined to answer if a man has ever ejaculated in her hair
-Least favorite fish is JD
-Thinks James is the most attractive
-Misses Aniss the most
-Says her "vitamins" went missing after her confessional
-Production did not get her a connecting flight to visit her family
-Jet "hired a cop" to sit in the driveway and watch the house
-Blames lack of sleep, being stuck inside with no access to phone, tv, etc. as the reason she felt like she was drugged.
-Frank Hassle joins the call and tells her that everyone in Burt's discord wants to get her pregnant

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Jet: "Were not shaving the girls heads."
Ben: "We've left that behind."
Jet: "That's a little too dark for me."

God forbid something interesting happen in the hell house. We left all that behind.

 

[Chongqing]

Really? I don't see anything about that in the transcripts provided by @Plasticise
in this post, nor did I find anything relevant when Ctrl+F'ing for "fire" and "house" in the YT transcript. I'll listen to the interview later though, but it feels like you're mixing up something here.

Could be. Apologies if I am.

Either way, it was likely fake and he provided no new info..