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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Oh god she's going to be insane looking. They're gonna introduce "her" tonight. I know it.

My body is ready.

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If anyone here ever actually got cans of Zipp and tasted it, if you still got any can you compare it to the current "cherry sakura" flavor of Red Bull because I'm tasting the seasonal Bull as being a cherry menthol kind of taste which would make it funny as hell if Red Bull of all companies mass manufactured their own Zipp while the real Zipp has failed to fulfill a ton of back orders.
 
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Bingo got some Alfalfa looking hair.
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Landon is completely engrossed
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JD is playing behind his back
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Emma's drawing? Strong girl.
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If anyone here ever actually got cans of Zipp and tasted it, if you still got any can you compare it to the current "cherry sakura" flavor of Red Bull because I'm tasting the seasonal Bull as being a cherry menthol kind of taste which would make it funny as hell if Red Bull of all people mass manufactured their own Zipp while the real Zipp has failed to fulfill a ton of back orders.
Ooh, put in a drop of mint extract for that menthol taste...
 
They have the gay voice pretending to be Clavicular lmfao. Only Emma knows who it is. There's been multiple Clav references


🚨 Anissa Almost Crashing Out Peptalk From Jet🚨

Context: they were doing a draw what you're missing and ideal freeloader. Anisa was NOT taking it well. TTS was burning them hard.

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Getting Pep Talk.

She's threatening to leave because she feels she cannot act retarded. Jet says her mom energy is good. He says her scheming is good and to be herself.

He said to:
  • Be sharp and get her to speak out loud.
  • You don't have to be a cartoon character
  • Ask chat and think outloud for tips.
  • Take real experience and involve the audience.
  • Tell people how you're thinking 🤔

Jet says that the plot armor isn't gonna win this season. Jet gave good advice and said basically you're married and a mom so your male simps are gone. You're gonna have to play this differently.

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Emma is getting the same talk
 
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Happy Birthday Marky!




edit: Just message Fishtank004 and Fishtank003 on Xbox. JD is retarded and reads everything I send him
 
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They have the gay voice pretending to be Clavicular lmfao. Only Emma knows who it is. There's been multiple Clav references


🚨 Anissa Crashing Out 🚨
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Getting Pep Talk.

She's threatening to leave because she feels she cannot act retarded. Jet says her mom energy is good. He says her scheming is good and to be herself.
>she cant act retarded
idk she was acting pretty retarded the other night with JD even if it was funny, or during the hottub failcast.

Side note: Bezo saying we're bad for making fun of him for being a faggot is the most FAGGOT thing he could do.
 
>she cant act retarded
idk she was acting pretty retarded the other night with JD even if it was funny, or during the hottub failcast.

Side note: Bezo saying we're bad for making fun of him for being a faggot is the most FAGGOT thing he could do.
I mean, I can think of a few other things he could do that would be faggier
 
If anyone here ever actually got cans of Zipp and tasted it, if you still got any can you compare it to the current "cherry sakura" flavor of Red Bull because I'm tasting the seasonal Bull as being a cherry menthol kind of taste which would make it funny as hell if Red Bull of all companies mass manufactured their own Zipp while the real Zipp has failed to fulfill a ton of back orders.
Zipp was not just a retarded gag they did?
 
If anyone here ever actually got cans of Zipp and tasted it, if you still got any can you compare it to the current "cherry sakura" flavor of Red Bull because I'm tasting the seasonal Bull as being a cherry menthol kind of taste which would make it funny as hell if Red Bull of all companies mass manufactured their own Zipp while the real Zipp has failed to fulfill a ton of back orders.
Lwk my new favorite flavor of redbull, its so good
 
They have the gay voice pretending to be Clavicular lmfao. Only Emma knows who it is. There's been multiple Clav references


🚨 Anissa Almost Crashing Out Peptalk From Jet🚨
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Getting Pep Talk.

She's threatening to leave because she feels she cannot act retarded. Jet says her mom energy is good. He says her scheming is good and to be herself.

He said to:
  • Be sharp and get her to speak out loud.
  • Ask chat and think outloud for tips.
  • Take real experience and involve the audience.
  • Tell people how you're thinking 🤔

Jet says that the plot armor isn't gonna win this season. Jet gave good advice and said basically you're married and a mom so your male simps are gone. You're gonna have to play this differently.

For context, TTS was shitting on her and Emma for being boring and nontent while they were working on their freeloader idea. Anissa was getting upset about Emma’s drawing for some reason and progressively getting more upset with TTS.
 
If anyone here ever actually got cans of Zipp and tasted it, if you still got any can you compare it to the current "cherry sakura" flavor of Red Bull because I'm tasting the seasonal Bull as being a cherry menthol kind of taste which would make it funny as hell if Red Bull of all companies mass manufactured their own Zipp while the real Zipp has failed to fulfill a ton of back orders.
I got some Zipp. This may sound strange but it tasted like beer (to me at least).
 
A TTS came through asking if Jet would shave the Twins heads and he came THIS close to saying "We dont do that anymore, that was a Sam thing". Instead him, Ben, and Vance all gave each other looks saying "We left that in the past".
I'm really split on this. One one hand I am firmly team hellhouse. Seeing people get fucked with and them chimping out is what makes the show entertaining to me. But at the same time there's a fine line there and once it gets crossed it ends up making everyone period look bad. In season 2 it really skeeved me out that Tayleigh was legitimately poor as shit and willing to do basically anything to win so by the end of it she looked like a holocaust victim and even when there was no way for her to still win Sam was trying to get her to do humiliating things like piss herself on camera.

But at the same time this boring shit from the last few days ain't it either.
 
Cleaning up her son's hair
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GayD has a wholesome moment with helping offer the Twins play games and setting it up for them.

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Imam Bashir doesn't understand emotional bits. He says he's sorry he didn't notice they needed help. He says he wants them to play with him.

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Twins as house daughters is adorable.

Bashir realizes that they always fight when they're drinking. He says drink Dr.Pepper.
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