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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Twins arguing pt 1 with JD offering to set them up playing games:

Pt 2 which opens with Bongo crashing out:
 
New Landon Track

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They made up a sweeping dance for it 🧹

Papa Bashir distracts them with talking about Binding of Isaac to distract them. #TeamBashir he asks for help from his bros.
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Papa GayD comes and compliments her hair and tries to help but is GAY and cannot.
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Jet comes and pulls them aside. They talk about their differences. Dad 3 comes to help them talk about feelings. Bongo is emotional and Bingo is logical. Bingo gets upset when Bongo is upset. The Twins talk about better ways to communicate. They have a lot of good coping skills and conversations without Drake's help.

For games, he says he will help if they need it. #TeamDrake

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Meiwaku said:
New Landon Track

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They made up a sweeping dance for it 🧹

Papa Bashir distracts them with talking about Binding of Isaac to distract them. #TeamBashir he asks for help from his bros.
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Papa GayD comes and compliments her hair and tries to help.
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Jet comes and pulls them aside. They talk about their differences. Dad 3 comes to help them talk about feelings. He says he will help if they need it. #TeamDrake

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They're both genuinely so bad at communicating they endlessly make each other mad when they're trying to explain why they were upset.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
They're both genuinely so bad at communicating they endlessly make each other mad when they're trying to explain why they were upset.
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They're good at communicating their feelings and know a lot about themselves. They have better self-awareness than many..

They identify their feelings well they just are drunk as hell and tied together. They always get upset drinking.


Dad 4 Landon comes in to cheer them up via Jet. It makes Bongo laugh. Landon makes them relax being autistic and funny.

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He calls Drake "Dragon".

Landon's Wisdom: you two only have each other....and your other sister.

Lore= Landon has 3 other siblings

They are calmed by a fellow autist. This works. TTS says 'Landon will fuck Bingo if it will make you laugh' which Bongo stimmed at.

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Landon says "I'm just that guy". Twins dance to the Landon nig song.

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Meiwaku said:
New Landon Track

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They made up a sweeping dance for it 🧹

Papa Bashir distracts them with talking about Binding of Isaac to distract them. #TeamBashir he asks for help from his bros.
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Papa GayD comes and compliments her hair and tries to help but is GAY and cannot.
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Jet comes and pulls them aside. They talk about their differences. Dad 3 comes to help them talk about feelings. Bongo is emotional and Bingo is logical. Bingo gets upset when Bongo is upset. The Twins talk about better ways to communicate. They have a lot of good coping skills and conversations without Drake's help.

For games, he says he will help if they need it. #TeamDrake

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Not the content that i expected, but still diverse content, TWU.
 
Meiwaku said:
They're good at communicating their feelings and know a lot about themselves. They have better self-awareness than many..

They identify their feelings well they just are drunk as hell and tied together. They always get upset drinking.
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If they were good at communicating then this argument would've ended after four sentences. Also yes they get worse when they drink because they never stop. They just keep going in circles.
 
Bashir helped Drake feel better after TTS fucked with him a bit to restore aura by arm wrestling #TeamBashir he's a good friend.
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Good shots. Also Bashir is blue because of his Indigo. Nigga needs an under layer.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Bashir immediately turning a W to an L losing to Drake and making excuses
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He wanted to restore his friend's aura. Drake was feeling bad from chat and he knew that he would lose. It's a W to make your friend feel better. Bashir said he looks up to Drake multiple times.
 
Twins playing
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Bashir told Landon he was worried he had scurvy. Landon did not know what scurvy was I didn't hear what he thought it was. Bashir laughed his ass off. It was funny. Landon learned what scurvy was.
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Bashir got a peptalk from Kodi(?) that he asked chat for. Bashir has really let loose tonight and has been awesome.

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Lmfao BURT sent a love letter to Drake to hit on him.

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I'M JUST THAT FUCKING GUY!
 
Brutality said:
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THERE'S NO WAY SHE'S 29!!!!

Anyone got her last name? She's from El Paso right? If we find her dox she won't be 29. I will be genuinely surprised if she's 29. She's cute and a nice person but she's moreso 39 range. I know Mexican women crack early but jfc.
 
This talk of Dads XYZ makes me wonder, would it be too weird to do a family LARP tank day?
James Drake = Dad
Anisa = Mom
Bashir = College aged son who took up Islam to "find himself"
Landon = Rebellious teenage son into wigger culture
Emma = Moody teenage daughter who cries a lot
BingBong = Special needs daughters
JD = Gay uncle

They could do family activities as jobs for the day with James Drake going to work at the office, Anisa cooking for the family, kids going to school etc.
 
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