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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Unwired Clutter said:
Twins favorite homestuck trolls are Gamzee and Denara
They said Gamzee's a juggalo

I dont care about homestuck but I know this is critical information for some.
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R9K Insurgent said:
Last bit of Jet's MLG top frag moment.
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Jet fooling around with the Fish and not taking himself too seriously this season, joking about the R9K and sexpest Ellie shit, wiggers not sperging out about Marky posting, etc. Has all really impressed me, they've handled it very well and made it funny. Jet W
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Did JD place 6th with his hand zipped tied wtf these nigga is trash
 
Crooked 16th said:
What would the wiggers do without AI
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Fan-made song.

https://x.com/Horus_Falke/status/2036106589455949921
BoinkNiggaSlapDadd said:
INCREDIBLY enjoyable rape. Maybe we were wrong about the prophet muhammad. Jesus said he was coming back and where is he now?
Mints Status = Raped
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Bashir has the potential of being an S-tier fish, but sadly I think he's being somewhat cucked by the bullet elimination-format. If he's too wild, he might be ejected (again).

I do enjoy the wiggers trying out new shit though - I just think that's one of the few things I'm not a fan off.
 
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It was hard to get a shot but Bongo got excited and paced around a bit too fast and at a couple points was just tugging Bingo. I think Bingo hit her head when Bongo turned from the bar toward the dorm. They're getting ready for bed and being normal- sorry, "normal"- rather than getting into a fight over it. I think they really want to play video games even though they only ever play for like 10 minutes at a time. Between that and them kicking the door in because they ultimately just wanted to just see the inside of the gaming room I think they just hate getting their freedom restricted.
I'm afraid a cell will fuck them up hard.

EDIT: 26 year old women btw
 
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Current Stox (highest to lowest):
LAND 301 (+26 from approx. 24 hours ago)
TWIN 299 (-7)
JDRA 204 (-8 )
BASH 190 (+12)
EMMA 140 (-8 )
ANIS 136 (-13)
JD 125 (-9)
VICT 120 (-8 )
HEAD 114 (-6)
ROBO 110 (-11)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,251 (+38 )
Anissa 1,119 (-15)
Emma 1,066 (-22)
The Twins 947 (+35)
Landon 890 (+18 )
Head 884 (-23)
James Drake 856 (+6)
JD 738 (-13)
Victoria 570 (-14)
 

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Death by Divine Kiss said:
What happened?
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Mints filled up a giant water jug for ages. Mints walks up the kitchen stairs. Bashir follows him, and tries to take the water jug from him. Someone pours water over the other one. Bashir takes the jug from Mints, falls at the bottom of the stairs, and empties the jug in the sink. Meanwhile, Mints go through the upstair hallway and goes down the other stair (presumably to evade Bashir), and then went down in the basement where Ben and Jet was doing a live play-by-play. Mints tried to play it cool ofc. Mints is a faggot.
 
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Favorite cartoons:
ed edd and eddy
spongebob
invader zim
billy and mandy
gravity falls

Bingo didn't want MLP and Sonic X on the list even though Bongo loved Sonic X
They loved sonic as kids even though they didn't really play the games. They liked the Archie comics. They loved playing the flash game Super Smash Flash 2 and like 5 other games that can most accurately be re-pronounced by smashing my keyboard. Bingo said her scalp looks like the cirlces of hell. Bongo doesn't know what her scalp looks like. Bingo had a couple rough coughs, I hope she's not sick.

They are twinspeaking now but I think it's something about nicotine? tts asked if they had hiv and if they'd let Frank shave their head, and bongo said they were playing along with the hiv thing as a joke. Both twins said they'd be ok with getting their heads shaved as long as it wasn't a contestant doing it randomly as a strat.

"Landon's stox have passed the twins" -Jet on speaker
"Noooooo that's the first time"
"Nooooooo justkidding"
"landon kinda deserves it he's been funny today"
"he's been mega funny today"


Something about something, idk. I think they're out. Drake did not tuck them in.

tts asked what their ideal frank-type freeloader would be and Bongo said Omniman.

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Jet(? bad audio) took over Antara's body and scared the twins. One asked if it was real and he said yes then stormed out.

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watching whatever the bot is doing in the dorm
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Bot: "Alright watch this"
[slams into stool]
Landon: "....What was that"

They're settling back in and mumbling something about Eminem and maybe Death Grips? They're both trying to remember lyrics from Stan. Jetbot stormed back off again but they kept singing

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Bot made the most noise possible rolling in the kitchen then stormed back in and asked if twins have been doing their psychic practice. His mic is halfway down his throat so something about finding something, killing the twins
"Tell me a dream"
Bongo dreamed about being chased through a factory then she ended up in a grassy town
"Mine was a huge warehouse looking place that had a large neighborhood and it looked like this. Bongo's looked like this."
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I think they're keeping tts on all night again
 

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