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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aktion-T4__ said:

Jew BF steam profile.

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also found a Bandcamp with his location or old location.
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So far that makes two weirdos who have appeared on Fishtank that came from North Carolina. Suicidal Jew and the fucking drag kid designer, seems to be a humiliation fetish.
 
Jet decided to take control of the bot and smash it into the TV in the kitchen, possibly breaking the TV doing so.


Jetbot decided to wake up Landon (to ask him to make cheese fries?):
 
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Last few nights are proof that shit will just naturally happen if you let it, the forced intervention/hellhouse shit is only a temporary dopamine hit.
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This is my first season and my take away so far from this thread is that there is a group of niggers who's immediate response is to shit on everything that isn't the fish being put through Guantanamo'esq torture techniques. Every fucking day I see some shit that reads like, "Bro the elimination challenge is a TYPING CHALLENGE?!?! RIP content, there's surely gonna be no twist, Jet is a fraud and should commit ritualistic suicide on camera. Why not have it be a piss taste test competition where they all drink each other's pee and the person who identifies the piss most accurately gets to eliminate the fish I don't like?".
 
Penguin Soldier said:
This is my first season and my take away so far from this thread is that there is a group of niggers who's immediate response is to shit on everything that isn't the fish being put through Guantanamo'esq torture techniques. Every fucking day I see some shit that reads like, "Bro the elimination challenge is a TYPING CHALLENGE?!?! RIP content, there's surely gonna be no twist, Jet is a fraud and should commit ritualistic suicide on camera. Why not have it be a piss taste test competition where they all drink each other's pee and the person who identifies the piss most accurately gets to eliminate the fish I don't like?".
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and next season they'll reference this one to conclude the new season is bad content and the show is dead. They can't experience happiness in the moment, only looking backwards, so they won't enjoy anything now, only later. Many such cases, sad!
 
Penguin Soldier said:
This is my first season and my take away so far from this thread is that there is a group of niggers who's immediate response is to shit on everything that isn't the fish being put through Guantanamo'esq torture techniques. Every fucking day I see some shit that reads like, "Bro the elimination challenge is a TYPING CHALLENGE?!?! RIP content, there's surely gonna be no twist, Jet is a fraud and should commit ritualistic suicide on camera. Why not have it be a piss taste test competition where they all drink each other's pee and the person who identifies the piss most accurately gets to eliminate the fish I don't like?".
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The typing challenge should be the BF's love letters.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
This is my first season and my take away so far from this thread is that there is a group of niggers who's immediate response is to shit on everything that isn't the fish being put through Guantanamo'esq torture techniques. Every fucking day I see some shit that reads like, "Bro the elimination challenge is a TYPING CHALLENGE?!?! RIP content, there's surely gonna be no twist, Jet is a fraud and should commit ritualistic suicide on camera. Why not have it be a piss taste test competition where they all drink each other's pee and the person who identifies the piss most accurately gets to eliminate the fish I don't like?".
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Congratulations. You already understand the audience better than a lot of FTL fans understand the actual show.
Ultimately, the challenges were always kinda cringe and gay except maybe the ones involving Fatty in S1, that was some truly horrifying shit.

Personally, the most grueling thing in my mind would be the stress of showing not a single moment of weakness, internally & externally because I'd know the TTS would instantly latch onto that. I'm unfortunately not good at hiding my emotions.
 
Wonderful little day of content, slow bits, fast bits, loved the barber actively mogging JD for being a faggot. The gaming stuff is comfy, obviously the end of “prime time” was Emma believing her nigger kike bf necked himself. I’m just catching up on the late night shenanigans and Jet driving around the Bot is personally funny enough to make me almost piss myself. So far so good again. Good content.

There were hints in Ben and Jet’s daily review that hellhouse is coming, including confirming The Cell is on its way, people just need to be patient. They really don’t want to lose drake because of how normie he is, which is why there’s not shit and piss all over the walls already; or something to that effect.
 
Steven Chapman said:
Wonderful little day of content, slow bits, fast bits, loved the barber actively mogging JD for being a faggot. The gaming stuff is comfy, obviously the end of “prime time” was Emma believing her nigger kike bf necked himself. I’m just catching up on the late night shenanigans and Jet driving around the Bot is personally funny enough to make me almost piss myself. So far so good again. Good content.

There were hints in Ben and Jet’s daily review that hellhouse is coming, including confirming The Cell is on its way, people just need to be patient. They really don’t want to lose drake because of how normie he is, which is why there’s not shit and piss all over the walls already; or something to that effect.
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You can't have your hellhouse if you don't boil the frog
 
SenorKrinkle said:
You can't have your hellhouse if you don't boil the frog
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Ben said he has “been trying to work with James for close to 2 years now.” He was supposed to be on S3/FamousHouse.

When this ramps up, he’s so fucked; BUT, it would be fucking wonderful if he locks in and puts up with it regardless of how bad it gets.
 
End of Day 9 basement recap and thoughts


General timestamps:
0:55 Jet reacting live to Mints being MOGGED by Bashir (Clip was posted just a few posts back)
2:08 Mints goes back down to the basement, Jet asks what happened, Mints explains
4:57 Talk starts about the situation with Emma and her "Psych ward boyfriend" who has sent her multiple love letters now with one basically pleading with her to leave the show and return home. Ben and Jet agree that there's no real line any more in regards to keeping drama with fish private unless it's serious stuff like medical stuff, mentioned how TTS is on auto approve most of the time and they don't care about what's getting sent, even if it's about production.
8:15 Talk about Emma really starts here
12:13 Next topic of discussion, WIGGER LANDON!!!
13:05 Bingo and Bongo and their emotional fight that happened
14:15 Ben cried laughing at the 2nd gay JD song, and Jet mentions his top frag Halo 3 game
15:13 Mic passes to Mints who talks about how he vibe coded Enslaved in 2 days (the program the fish are using to do "work" on the computers during the day) they talk about how the Fish failed to meet their question completion quotas, need to make a retard mode for some of the Fish
17:33 Elimination Wednesday mentioned, talk about the pep talks they gave Anisa and Emma who were both feeling down earlier in the evening
19:16 Jet said he thinks the other day sucked and he was in a bad mood (probably why there wasn't a recap) discussion moves on to the dynamics of running the show, they really need James Drake to stay to serve the role of "normie contestant"
22:24 Conclusion, asks chat who they want to leave, lots of people say JD, Jet calls them "fucking losers" lmao, they mention that each user on the site (season pass users?) can cast a vote towards giving a Fish a debuff (JD had his arm ziptied behind him for quite awhile this evening)
 
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