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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I didn't have time to watch yesterday but it's funny to me the twins said their favorite homestuck trolls were the violent drug addict wigger juggalo and the japanese fujoshi. Also, this isn't really apparent yet in the thread, is the emmas boyfriend in the psyche ward bit true or is that production messing with her? Did jet say?
That's actually her bf's account, don't think we know any more than that yet
 
is the 'emmas boyfriend in the psyche ward' bit true or is that production messing with her? Did jet say?
he mentioned it in a note and didn't send TTS for seven days(at least on his main acc) - who knows if the psych ward stuff is real or if he's just trying to get onto the show.
he does seem like a manipulative lovebombing faggot, and emma has the disposition and appearance of a recently-recovered anorexic. this could genuinely get really dark if the plot thread continues.
 
emma has the disposition and appearance of a recently-recovered anorexic.
I saw older pictures of her, its more like former obese girl.
I've said before she dresses like a fat boy in 2004 would dress with super oversized jeams and other clothes but shows her belly most the time, its not feminine at all.
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This season, while having some retard moments, has really taken the gloves off as he'd say. Jet is actually being funny, fish aren't being forced to cower in a corner anytime they do some retard shit, and we're getting nice cut-ins. Was Sam holding it back this much? I miss the random violence (freddy being kicked in the head, or shit being smashed) but I'll live without it if it means no more mopey sad sam giving up on his bits or forcing all the men to workout. To think we went from kicking Jin wordlessly for mentioning r9k to fighting with contestants and having fun.
 
I saw older pictures of her, its more like former obese girl.
well either way dudes that like to manipulate girls with "dude im the joker im GOING INSANE btw I love you love me back or I'll fucking rope" do have a tendency to pick on girls that are insecure about her weight.
maybe he's one of these "don't eat unless i tell you to, kitten" faggots lmao.
 
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This type of scrote pisses me off, seriously. He's probably one of those mildly "safe" looking dudes who uses therapyspeak to gaslight her.

These scrotes go to nice, emotional, and trusting girls. Then, they Jew their way around and manipulate women who love them. They don't care about their partner in any way other than what the foid does for them. They want to be babied and taken care of and cannot handle when their girl wants to do something for herself. They're psychopaths and expert manipulators and ruin otherwise good girls. They are exhausting, insecure people. Having a female friend tied to one of these ticks is a fucking rollercoaster. Scrotes like this just take advantage of women always being taught to be nice to people and give the benefit of the doubt to others.

It's natural her scrote is a fucking kike because this type of abusive instability is natural for his kind.

This breed of scrote is gayer than JD. They can eat my ass, suck me through my jorts, eat MY ass. Eat MY Black ass.
Cpt. Chunk is netanyahu's top guy, he's toying with Emma for free tokens.
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Emma's jew boyfriend is calling her "shiksa"? That shit is vile jew language for "gentile whore", it has roots in the word "shekets" aka "abomination" or "impure". Even at their most loving the jew will despise you.
 
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So far there has been at least one really good thing every day this season, even Sunday which I think we all agree was the worst day of the season still had the computer room siege which was great content, compare this to some past seasons like S1, S2, cleaning arc of S3 where we went DAYS without anything really good happening.

One of the things I've enjoyed since S2 is those little inconsequential bits they do, like in S2 when Ben would come upstairs and watch Minecraft videos on his phone next to contestants trying to sleep, or more recently the time when Jet and Ben annoyed JD with armpit noises, and last night with Jet piloting the robot. They don't play into any long-term storylines, they're stupid, they're juvenile, all they do is waste the fish's time and annoy them, and I love that. Not all of those bits hit, that's just the nature of comedy, but when they hit it's a great little moment. You can tell Ben and Jet come up with those bits on the spot and immediately run up and do them. I wouldn't want the whole show to be nothing but those, of course, but they are a staple and something I look forward to.

Overall I've enjoyed this season so far, I still disagree with the elimination format that is effectively voting but it's not like I'm going to stop watching over it.

Emma's jew boyfriend is calling her "shiska"? That shit is vile jew language for "gentile whore", it has roots in the word "shekets" aka "abomination" or "impure". Even at their most loving the jew will despise you.
First thing that reminded me of:
 
I've been closely following Bam for 6 years now, I was certain he was going to drop dead from a drug overdose. He was posting insane shit on a daily basis. To see him now be the "straight man" because the people he's interacting with believe Jet Neptune is a literal Alien is cathartic.
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Is there a link to the full interview segments because I'd love to watch them.

Edit: I'm reading comments and people think the Twins are just going along with a bit. I'm not sure of that legit Autistic people can be fed crazy shit.
Emma's jew boyfriend is calling her "shiska"? That shit is vile jew language for "gentile whore", it has roots in the word "shekets" aka "abomination" or "impure". Even at their most loving the jew will despise you.
But it does describe Emma.
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I saw older pictures of her, its more like former obese girl.
I've said before she dresses like a fat boy in 2004 would dress with super oversized jeams and other clothes but shows her belly most the time, its not feminine at all.
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Go to any mall, this is just common zoomer white girl style. Don't know what it's called, but googling "baggy chic" pulled up a million identical results.


I've been closely following Bam for 6 years now, I was certain he was going to drop dead from a drug overdose. He was posting insane shit on a daily basis. To see him now be the "straight man" because the people he's interacting with believe Jet Neptune is a literal Alien is cathartic.
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I watched a few youtube docs on him and got pretty fucking sad seeing how his brain was just completely consumed by his drug use.
And yet, somehow, he sounds almost completely fine and normal on Fishtank. It's absolutely incredible. Fishtank heals.
 
Bam honestly just needed to be stuck with people that aren't drug addicts, Hollywood types and star fuckers. Fishtank works for him because he's around normal fuck ups again, his tribe
 
I watched a few youtube docs on him and got pretty fucking sad seeing how his brain was just completely consumed by his drug use.
And yet, somehow, he sounds almost completely fine and normal on Fishtank. It's absolutely incredible. Fishtank heals.
I for one find it funny when he fucks up announcing. It just adds to the surrealness that Fishtank should have. No one wants this show to be polished like a normie reality show. Bam is there for vibes. Jet and Ben are the real hosts anyway.
 
she had gotten a letter a few minuets ago saying basically a proposal from her boyfriend. It was basically on wanting to be with her forever etc. it was mega cute
Dude that shit isn't cute, that was a weasel cornball move lol. It's the desperate male strat to keep a relationship going. Dude is watching simps drop $100 of dollars on his girl so he's freaking out lol. Cycling between ILOVEYOUGETMARRIED to IMNOTWELLPLEASEDONTLEAVE is as basic emotional manipulation as you can get.

seriously think they left the 'hell house' part behind... the show is something else now.
We're barely into week two and bam said it was halfway done. Everything is pointing to it moving towards getting much worse for the fish. Or some of us are seeing something that isn't there, who knows.

Bam honestly just needed to be stuck with people that aren't drug addicts, Hollywood types and star fuckers. Fishtank works for him because he's around normal fuck ups again, his tribe
It blew my mind that only jdrake one who he was lol. Jackass was so big when I was young, to see the stars of it somewhat fall into obscurity makes me feel old.
 
lmfao. his TTS's are all lovebombing. dude's a weirdo.

also there's a 7 day gap between when he started TTSing and now. maybe he really did hit the nuthouse.

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what a faggot lmfao
Imagine paying money to send cringeworthy Discord kitten tier TTS messages to your girl who’s on a show with a fan base that loves fucking with weirdos. Absolutely zero self awareness.I’m glad the wiggers gave him a bunch of free tokens.
 
"Landon check this out" -Jet on Jeetbot.
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I'm dying in a Starbucks right now. Watching Landon half asleep baffled by the robojet stunt and then being dismissed back to go to sleep only to walk in to the bedroom and its just TTS saying (?) "CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP" as he crawls back into bed...

Its art.
 
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