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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Its Vladi Bby said:
Companies loved the skinny jeans era because you didnt even have to waste money on real denim to make them
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I do genuinely think it's cool Bashir bumblefucked his way into having decent fashion sense(when he isn't LARPing with some chinese/arab/jap religious garb)

a lot of his more "normal" clothes are stuff that'd fit right in on a Ralph Lauren runway, which is probably the least faggy fashion can get. mogs get with his demonic balenciaga.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Overall I've enjoyed this season so far, I still disagree with the elimination format that is effectively voting but it's not like I'm going to stop watching over it.
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I just think the format of the voting should be changed to a more Survivor style system. The big challenges should be for immunity, then a day or so later the fish all place votes on who is eliminated anonymously. Then reveal the votes one by one after they've all been collected. You can still do the magic bullet elimination maybe at the midway point of the season to really shake things up so it's not a popularity contest the entire time.

If you go the survivor route, you could always gimmick it up a little bit too and have the audience also get a vote. Like those who are watching live can place a vote in a poll and the person with the most poll votes gets the audience vote. They could also make it so if there is a tie for whatever reason, the person with the lowest STOX between the people tied is automatically the one eliminated. That way STOX have an extra value if you are worried about your fish getting eliminated.

Basically instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, they should just take something that works and add a twist to it. They are the only "reality show" that runs 24/7 and has an audience that watches every second of every day. Implement what makes the show unique into it.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I just think the format of the voting should be changed to a more Survivor style system. The big challenges should be for immunity, then a day or so later the fish all place votes on who is eliminated anonymously. Then reveal the votes one by one after they've all been collected. You can still do the magic bullet elimination maybe at the midway point of the season to really shake things up so it's not a popularity contest the entire time.

If you go the survivor route, you could always gimmick it up a little bit too and have the audience also get a vote. Like those who are watching live can place a vote in a poll and the person with the most poll votes gets the audience vote. They could also make it so if there is a tie for whatever reason, the person with the lowest STOX between the people tied is automatically the one eliminated. That way STOX have an extra value if you are worried about your fish getting eliminated.

Basically instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, they should just take something that works and add a twist to it. They are the only "reality show" that runs 24/7 and has an audience that watches every second of every day. Implement what makes the show unique into it.
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fish voting out people sucks, see season 3
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I just think the format of the voting should be changed to a more Survivor style system. The big challenges should be for immunity, then a day or so later the fish all place votes on who is eliminated anonymously. Then reveal the votes one by one after they've all been collected. You can still do the magic bullet elimination maybe at the midway point of the season to really shake things up so it's not a popularity contest the entire time.

If you go the survivor route, you could always gimmick it up a little bit too and have the audience also get a vote. Like those who are watching live can place a vote in a poll and the person with the most poll votes gets the audience vote. They could also make it so if there is a tie for whatever reason, the person with the lowest STOX between the people tied is automatically the one eliminated. That way STOX have an extra value if you are worried about your fish getting eliminated.

Basically instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, they should just take something that works and add a twist to it. They are the only "reality show" that runs 24/7 and has an audience that watches every second of every day. Implement what makes the show unique into it.
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Survivor in fishtank becomes longhouse. It's not good. I'm unconvinced the bullet style is bad yet, we'll have to see how it plays out. Everyone bitching about how the bullet style will cause people to "play optimally" and "eliminate whoever is the biggest threat to them" has never once watched a reality show in their life. It's a recurring theme on shows like bb/survivor that morons get manipulated into/manipulate themselves into playing against their own best interests every single time. And those are normal people without crippling autism.

Edit: The most similar show I can think of to "Fishtank but with voting" is the korean web series MONEY GAME, which played out a lot more like a social experiment than a traditional reality show. 4 boys and 4 girls are in some warehouse where everything they buy deducts from the prize money. Halfway through, people start getting voted out. It's an interesting watch with ENG subtitles but when you see what happens you can see why this format wouldn't work for fishtank.

 
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probable real challenge leak. it's not just a typing test, it's a typing test on a giant keyboard. that's why making yourself physically big was important for the challenge.

bullet is bad if wiggers don't rig to some extent. I think they get that now though, and will be rigging for JDrake and the twins. rigging can just be pegging who the winner is and getting someone they/the audience want eliminated to fuck with the prospective winner.

in this case, i'm pretty sure it'll be Drake or Bashir that wins, since it's a physical and memory-based challenge. if they are smart, they will incite conflict between nontent fish like JD or Anissa and Drake/Bashir before the challenge - ideally with an immunity challenge that gives the less physically/mentally inclined fish(lando and twins) immunity.

Disability Challenge would be good for this tbh, just make Landon "retarded" or "fucked up" and make the twins "schizophrenic" then swap 'em.
 
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Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
One of the MOST MONUMENTAL TTS EVER. For context Emma received a "letter from her boyfriend" which is likely fake saying that he's back in the psych ward. She obviously starts crying like she always does, as Bingo and Bongo try to calm her down. Then the Alex B TTS hits. I'll let you listen:
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Afterwards she gets a dance challenge and cries while dancing to malicious TTS.
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Most Neptunian thing I've seen all season.
 
Meiwaku said:
THERE'S NO WAY SHE'S 29!!!!

Anyone got her last name? She's from El Paso right? If we find her dox she won't be 29. I will be genuinely surprised if she's 29. She's cute and a nice person but she's moreso 39 range. I know Mexican women crack early but jfc.
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She has given birth. That can often age womens appearances in a significant manner. She also vapes and probably smoked cigarettes before she switched. Both of those factors can easily make a 29 year old woman look mid-late 30s.
 
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The seems like an overly simple idea, but if the whole problem with giving the fish agency on who goes home, why don't they just restrict who their options are similar to how they give safety? Top StoX gets safety, bottom two stoX are up for elimination, bullet winner chooses who of the two go home? This way the fish still have some agency but its restricted to least entertaining. This way the bottom StoX also has a chance at safety if they get the bullet, they just choose between the next bottom two.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I just think the format of the voting should be changed to a more Survivor style system. The big challenges should be for immunity, then a day or so later the fish all place votes on who is eliminated anonymously. Then reveal the votes one by one after they've all been collected. You can still do the magic bullet elimination maybe at the midway point of the season to really shake things up so it's not a popularity contest the entire time.

If you go the survivor route, you could always gimmick it up a little bit too and have the audience also get a vote. Like those who are watching live can place a vote in a poll and the person with the most poll votes gets the audience vote. They could also make it so if there is a tie for whatever reason, the person with the lowest STOX between the people tied is automatically the one eliminated. That way STOX have an extra value if you are worried about your fish getting eliminated.

Basically instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, they should just take something that works and add a twist to it. They are the only "reality show" that runs 24/7 and has an audience that watches every second of every day. Implement what makes the show unique into it.
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Fish will avoid conflict, leaving behind nontent queens.
Voting should be done by people that don't watch or know about the show.

The wiggers should sent someone to a campus or a poor house and show pictures of the fish and based on how good the general population thinks which fish can give the best head should be given immunity.
 
Marche said:
I saw older pictures of her, its more like former obese girl.
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Is there a reason you're keeping these to yourself?
Marche said:
I've said before she dresses like a fat boy in 2004 would dress with super oversized jeams and other clothes but shows her belly most the time, its not feminine at all.
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Pretty sure this is just very average zoomer hoe clothes.

Kitty Cat Man said:
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probable real challenge leak
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What makes this "probable"? When did production start communicating to the fish or the audience via some random audience member? And why would they do that? Are you doing alright?
 
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mer569 said:
fish voting out people sucks, see season 3
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It's either a popularity contest where the audience decides who wins (so whichever woman has the most simps), or the fish vote and how they play the game is what determines the winner.
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Fish will avoid conflict, leaving behind nontent queens.
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There is no conflict Survivor style. They vote anonymously, the fish don't know who made what vote. It's objectively less conflictive than the bullet elimination system they are using.
Nagato Kai Ni Surigao said:
Everyone bitching about how the bullet style will cause people to "play optimally" and "eliminate whoever is the biggest threat to them" has never once watched a reality show in their life
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I personally don't have a huge issue with the bullet system, I was just making a suggestion. But I absolutely do agree that most of the people bitching about the current system are people who have never watched these kinds of shows.
 
Production squirted what appears to be mayo into the coffee pot in the computer room

Edit: might have been ranch dressing
 
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JD refuses to answer the question "Why did you have a condom if you have girlfriend?" It has been asked since the incident.
 
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