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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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I made a meme for this thread
 
The very end of Emma in Grease waitress gear dancing to the country version of JD is gay then sitting down. Depressing to be a literal dancing marionette.
 
creaturestorm said:
I like the show best when it''s friend tank through trauma bonding, challenges are nothing more than a spectacle, and eliminations are voluntary.
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I prefer the show when the fish are huddled together in a dirty destroyed room with half of them screaming at each other and the other half completely despondent and and staring off into space.
 
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Fucking piece of shit Jew.

Based fucking Emma doesn't buy it.

TTS is coming in saying JD stay away from Emma.
 
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Fishtank.rip still hasn't updated their m3u file (https://api.fishtank.rip/fishtank.m3u) to include the Computer Lab. This includes it, renamed from fishtank_playlist.m3u to fishtank_playlist.txt so I can upload it here.

Code: 
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Dorm
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/dmrm-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Director Mode
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/dirc-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Confessional
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/cfsl-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Balcony
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/bkny-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Foyer
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/foyr-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Closet
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/dmcl-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Glassroom
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/gsrm-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Bar
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/brrr-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Corridor
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/codr-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Bar PTZ
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/brpz-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Market Alternate
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/mrke2-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Kitchen
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/ktch-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Bar Alternate
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/brrr2-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Dorm Alternate
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/dmrm2-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Jacuzzi
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/jckz-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Dining Room
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/dnrm-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Market
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/mrke-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Hallway Down
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/hwdn-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Hallway Up
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/hwup-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Jungle Room
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/br4j-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,Computer Lab
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt:444/hls/bbcl-5/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,North Korean TV
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/custom-nktv/index.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:0,24/7 cows
#EXTVLCOPT:network-caching=1000
https://epyc.goran.jetzt/custom-cows/index.m3u8
 

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Bashir watches the shop for the Twins. He steals nothing and tips them so they can get caffeine pouches too.

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Based Bashir.
 
Idiot Camel said:
Update to Emma's boyfriend CaptainChunk who renamed himself to MelanieLynskey. (Potentially was originally named Cricketdaniels?)

His free 12k tokens have been DO NOT REDEEMed

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interesting. anybody have an idea why these tokens were revoked? my top 2 guesses are
  1. they didn't want him to keep sending emma letters that were whiney and gay and would discourage her from playing the game, at least not on their dime. the third letter mentioned being jealous of her hanging around JD.
  2. it was never the jew BF's account and they wiggers + emma made a mistake. big if true.
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i guess that third letter was from a new user that renamed themselves "captainchunk" and not the original account. this is getting very convoluted.
 
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Idiot Camel said:
Update to Emma's boyfriend CaptainChunk who renamed himself to MelanieLynskey...
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Update to the update on Emma's boyfriend CaptainChunk who renamed himself to MelanieLynskey has created a new account today called CaptainChunk.

This account was given 4k tokens and has 3 Emma Stox and no TTS history as of this post, the third Emma letter came from this account.

My head canon is production created this account to fuck with Emma since the username was freed up from the rename.

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EDIT: I now firmly believe this is a production account.

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https://www.grizzway.dev/fishtank/logs
 
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They're talking about fucking with the room.

Bashir said basically when the eggs were thrown it was silly. Anissa starts backtalking Bashir.

They get on Bashir for fucking with Mints.

They are kinda mad they lost the room and said they shoulda gotten JD outside the room.

Landon says he will split his money tomorrow make it up to them.

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JD got messages from his gf and people he knew and got in trouble. Production wanted to make it a bit.

There was a rule about no throwing food in that room. Anissa didn't know but Landon did, making it Landon's fault.
 
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