🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
When Jet was motivating the fish to start the cell challenge, he claimed that the final 3 in the cell always end up being the final 3 on the show that season. Unfortunately, real American patriots have FACT CHECKED Jet's faggot ass and his claim is FALSE!

S2: TJ was the FIRST to leave the cell, and he won the whole season.
S3: Simbal won the cell and he ended up being 4th place (final 3 were Binx, Burt and Payton)
S4: That season ended without a winner or final 3.

Luckily the fish are stupid and don't know this so maybe the motivation worked. Vibes are really bad right now though, it's like they reset to where they were before the Elvises came in.
 
That filthy whore can't chew without flashing a mouthful of food at the camera. Imagine taking this slut out for a nice steak dinner and every time you look at her she's got half-chewed food and crumbs falling out of her mouth and all over her titties, totally haraam.
 
Landon and Bingobongo will probably be the last fish standing in the Cell. James and Anisa will quit once it gets gross but Emma might be another Payton and do better than expected. Everyone else is mid or a wildcard.
 
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I'm assuming cavernwater is something that came up on screen, this xitter user says that it's JD's "girlfriend".
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Cuck_Dragon_avi said:
Jet just said the last couple nights havent been thrilling so we did The Cell and we weren't ready for it.

God damn dude, do you have a plan on how to go through the rest of the season then?
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Cuck_Dragon_avi said:
God damn dude, do you have a plan on how to go through the rest of the season then?
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I don't even know if that's the general sentiment, most people feel the last two nights were good from what I've read. Really interested to know how they got to that point, hopefully not listening to their retarded paypigs.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
I don't even know if that's the general sentiment, most people feel the last two nights were good from what I've read. Really interested to know how they got to that point, hopefully not listening to their retarded paypigs.
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If you're only reading /ftl/ the show is nonstop nontent and it's never been more over. But /ftl/ is even more infested with bantfags this season and those guys are actually the biggest gayest retards in the FT fandom.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
I don't even know if that's the general sentiment, most people feel the last two nights were good from what I've read. Really interested to know how they got to that point, hopefully not listening to their retarded paypigs.
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I think Jet lets the "Friendtank" criticism get to him. Head also flaking out earlier than they expected and scrambling to find a freeloader replacement threw them off.
 
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