🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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trailer park OF girl, couldn't even sell her body well enough for a studio apartment lmao
99% of OF girls make an account, gain subscribers for the first month (their instagram followers and people who know her irl want to see her naked) and then the 2nd month onwards get 0 subs once everyone has already seen it. She probably made $300 and that's very optimistic.
 
99% of OF girls make an account, gain subscribers for the first month (their instagram followers and people who know her irl want to see her naked) and then the 2nd month onwards get 0 subs once everyone has already seen it. She probably made $300 and that's very optimistic.
It really depends on how many Indian men noticed her on social media. A dozen saars that want to see bobs and vegana are a dozen loyal customers willing to throw their rupees at you.
 
Fishtank megafan and orbiter Beth, finally in The Cell feet away from Jet and Ben doing a Ball Brothers bit, can manage nothing but cowering and sulking. Bleaque.
 
So I know this is a Sam doomer thread, but I really think his absence is being felt A LOT in the cell. Sure, a different vibe for the general show could be a net benefit depending on your views, but THE CELL is when you want someone like Sam in there bringing the chaotic energy. So far challenges have been nothing burgers, no one is pressed, and everyone is literally laying around moping.
Bam was present for 30 mins today during the concert (with his wife lol) and is no where in sight for the cell. Is there any chance he makes an appearance tonight or at all? Signs point to no -- unless the cell runs until tomorrow afternoon when he puts in his next half hour.
Say what you want about Sam, but I don't want to hear how little he wasn't around to host much if you're gonna glaze Bam in the same post. Jet has performed 90% of the hosting duties this season.
I love this show, so hopefully I look like a retard by tomorrow.
Well if the Cell isn't any good this time around nothing is stopping them from doing it again this season or even three times. This season got off to a strong start but 90% of the show has always been throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
 
So I know this is a Sam doomer thread, but I really think his absence is being felt A LOT
I feel this in a different way. The fish are attacking production and being nasty regularly. Bashir gets physical on site with mints, and landon gets mouthy. I know people hate it but sam would force a boxing match that would realign them (a stand-in for mints would be needed, bashir is genuinely mogging him).

Balls brothers bit shouldve ended in vegas after the concert. This shit fucking blows.
 
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