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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Cracked Aces said:
Elon-esque. Is he sucking in for that second photo lmao
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this whole thing cracked me up. he immediately asks for his shirt when he hits the floor. "can you hand me my shirt at least?"
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and then he instantly sucks in and lays his shirt over it. :D
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JD FAT
 
Meiwaku said:
🚨 ALERT 🚨

Bashir lost his silver and turquoise ear-cuff​
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Yeah, I saw him put a little silver ring shaped object into his pants when he tried to get JD away from the hammock but it fell out, left of the door.
That might have been it but I'm not sure.
 
Beth Information

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  • She won her house through squatters rights. :story:
  • She has three maine coon cats and one opposum.
  • She streams on Kick with 200 followers since last August. Nothing burger.
  • Has no job, almost said homeless.
  • Emo pop music fan (gay)
 
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Quick update for people reading tomorrow.

Around 3:30 am Bashir almost left the cell because he has to pray at 6:00 and he can't pray in dirty clothes. He also said he'd rather get sleep before the elimination challenge on Wednesday. Jet announced that the challenge is moved to Thursday. Bashir agreed to stay if James brought him clothes to change into and water. James has been scheming with Emma to get Bashir out so he brought him the clean clothes and Emma plans on getting them dirty at some point.
 
Jet needs to realize that the kind of person who would pay $100 a month to get to talk to him is the exact type of person he should never listen to under any circumstances.
 
IDK if any one has noticed, JD is beta creeping on the Twins.

I thought I heard Bashir say something like "can you stop being like that with her" after he kick JD from the cell when JD was asking Bongo to grab some his stuff for him. Before almost leaving himself, Bashir was also acting like his main objective was to remove JD from the cell "because, we know he is .... a faggot"

What started Bashir on evicting JD? I caught it like half way through.
 
Bashir and Anissa are fighting over a piss bottle right next to Bongo. Bingo is trying to get her to move but she's tired and it's making her angry.
 
nuking the computer lab after explicitly allowing strategy snitching via xbox, and then bringing in a literal shit-eating whore is going to be The Mistake for this season.

not particularly threatening to the show itself, but is definitely a vibekill. it's not even fun to hate on whores or fuck with them. they can take every form of abuse the wiggers can concoct, because they've probably done worse for money.
Jet L for wanting to fuck the freaky fishtank spinoff poop-eater.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
nuking the computer lab after explicitly allowing strategy snitching via xbox, and then bringing in a literal shit-eating whore is going to be The Mistake for this season.
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Also touching on what @MA5B said, this all seems prompted by the ultra-paypig Telegram fags demanding hell house, I can't comprehend how Jet and Ben see the last two days as failure (organic conflict and TTS trolling cracking multiple people) unless they feel like their cash cows are unhappy. They fumbled bad and misread the vibe of the season because of vocal spergs, and now we have a cell that has been fun but clearly rushed.
 
Did the twins just ask how much money they get for winning the cell and Landon said they'll only find out after the end 7.5 hours in? I think they are just in here because they still don't know what the fuck is going on
 
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