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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Cell time counter is still running and director cam hasn't moved, I think it's a safe bet all the wiggers are asleep. They could (and should) do a "hey guys, we uhh missed the end of the cell, can you go back in and we'll redo it for a scene" to waste the fish's time.
 
AntaraBot_9000 said:
Bashir just casually talked Landon into leaving. He then woke the twins up and asked them nicely to leave, which they did almost immediately. After a short talk, Landon then left the cell. Cell officially over at 11 hours, 2 minutes and 1 second.

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Bashir Boys be winnin'! Is it just me, or is Allah looking kinda goated right now? Certified Islamic Content-post.
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This sounds like cope, but Bashir also left the cell before the wiggers confirmed his victory. Because they're asleep right now.
God, I'd love to see their reaction when they wake up and see that the jungle room is completely empty. :story:

Bashir celebrates his victory by being in a mattress sandwich.
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Blitzsneed said:
This sounds like cope, but Bashir also left the cell before the wiggers confirmed his victory. Because they're asleep right now.
God, I'd love to see their reaction when they wake up and see that the jungle room is completely empty. :story:
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I think Bashir should be denied victory because he left before being named the winner

Kitty Cat Man said:
even if not handicapped, it's a typing test on a giant keyboard. so, purely a STR/DEX check. JD will fumble anyway because he's a big dopey klutz.

bashir and drake have the highest chance of winning due being physically large and not clumsy.
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>typing on a keyboard
>STR check
are you like a mouse or something? a grasshopper? how is pressing keys a str check?
 
The counter still running and no acknowledgement from prod is a bit embarrassing. Also just feel the need to note Bam officially didn't make any kind of appearance on, or even mention, THE CELL. Wewlad.

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Kitty Cat Man said:
they have a huge advantage by being two Grafted Psychics, but a disadvantage by being clumsy. they could win, but my bets are still on Bashir and Drake.
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Even tethered the twins can have one stand on a shift button and the other go after the symbol. Think about capitalized letters near the middle top of the keyboard (Y, &,%, T,U, etc) that shorter people like Emma won't be able to type.
Big Nasty said:
We need more extreme fat guys
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We need Frank but fuck Airsoftfatty that disgusting fat fuck.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
It's kinda pathetic how two faced James is to Bashir. If he were openly aligning against him that'd be one thing but he tries to be "man-to-man" honorable then immediately starts scheming with girls.
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Jdrake is a soy boy theater kid LARPing as a Chad. We really did lose out on not having him for s3.

Bashir winning the cell by talking the last few out is funny. It'll be curious to see if production pull some malarkey because they were asleep. Passing out during your own challenge with not a single person monitoring is fucking embarrassing but typical for the wiggers, common wigger L.

Remember when I wrote how the first week is always the best because everybody is fresh? Now the cracks are starting to show.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Remember when I wrote how the first week is always the best because everybody is fresh? Now the cracks are starting to show.
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Upon further thought: The Mistake was actually letting them destroy the door to the PC room and not instantly closing it and replacing the door. They should have coddled that room and if the snitching was pissing them off disabled networking on the xboxes.
Other than to give a big "fuck you" to JD, there's no reason to nuke the room. The room could've been used for so many things and really cemented the theme of this season as "brainrot content house" - which is a great theme.

Jet also clearly has no plan for the room and floated the idea of just making it a bedroom. Literally any other challenge would've also been way better for immunity too. Cell doesn't work unless it's for cash. Jet also brought in an OF girl who associates with streamstars faggots(sharpfart) and is probably just going to be another longhouse element and provide no content while trying to incorporate weird streamstars 'corder bits. Jet still cannot think on his feet.

Remember during the audition streams when he specifically said "I don't care if you trashed your room for streamstars. That's gay, you're not getting on the show" - but the first freeloader is some side-character from a spinoff that hang out with streamstars fags that's clearly just there because Jet thinks she's an ez lay. Fucking cringe wiggers.

MATI below plz
 
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