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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Giant Machine said:
lol tf are you talking about
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cuttysnark said:
Milwaukee's favorite son

Caverlock

💪 Tough Guys Thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

"No, kiddo, I'm one of those actual, real-life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth. "
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Introduction
Patrick Tomlinson is an insurance-salesman-turned-sci-fi-author who has been embroiled in Internet drama for years, even briefly attracting the attention of Mister Metokur (L), Porsalin (L), and Kiwi Farms users (L). Mr. Tomlinson has gained many supporters and enemies fighting, blocking...
Reactions:Informative x 74 Winner x 64 Like x 49 Semper Fidelis x 10 Dumb x 4 Feels x 4 Lunacy x 1 Autistic x 1
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oh lol never followed him. Just too many lolcows to give attention to I guess
 
The Fish talk about how much they do not like Bashir yet he says a few sentences and they follow his words like a siren luring a sailor to his death. If that is not a blessing by Allah I don't know what is. Jet should declare this cell a DQ because production did not see the ending then immediately start the do over Cell. Though this time put all the fish in cheap monkey costumes, crank the room to +85 F, crank the humidity to +85%, then throw 80 pounds of top soil on the ground. This will speed up the boring parts and make for a short Cell 2 : Jungle Boogaloo.
 
How does everyone feel about Frank's (likely) upcoming arrival in the next week or two? I know it's not exactly coddletank right now but his whole schtik seems to run counter to production's intent for this season.
I also think that he's probably going to break everyone. Especially the twins, despite their affinity for him.

We have a bit of an issue this season in that regard. Sam prepped the contestants for constant antagonism right off the bat in seasons past. I'm not sure anyone except Anisa in S5 is ready for production to turn on the heat (if that happens).
It'll either end horribly with walk-offs by all the content, or be near-peak entertainment. My guess is the former, unfortunately.

All that being said, I think that Fishtank is at its best when the first half of the show is fun and goofy, and the second half is significantly harsher, physically and emotionally (but still goofy). Not because torture porn is funny, but because we all get invested in our favorites and want to see them succeed in the game. To me, S3's cell was so engaging because we spent two weeks watching the morons interact and scheme and screw around while we picked favorites, only to see how well each of them can actually handle themselves under real stress. Burt and Simbal making it to the very bitter end was crazy to watch. And right afterward, the vibes get repaired and everything resets for the most part.

S5's cast just seems a bit soft, imo. Even if they can handle tough physical challenges, the mixture of the gaslighting may be too much for them all. I hope I'm wrong.
 
Rolex said:
How does everyone feel about Frank's (likely) upcoming arrival in the next week or two?
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I really wanna see a "time bomb" bit with frank, where they bring in a bunch of normies as freeloaders and have to pretend Frank is also a normie, while he fucks with them in subtle ways.
Whoever blows his cover is eliminated or heavily punished and unleashes True Hassling on the house.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Jdrake is a soy boy theater kid LARPing as a Chad. We really did lose out on not having him for s3.
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I've mentioned this in chat before, but a character flaw I see in men sometimes is "the inability of being able to laugh at yourself" or taking themselves too seriously. I think it was really apparent when they were playing Blackjack. Landon called Drake a "white boy", which Drake took offense too which threw me off because I think "white boy" is a non-insult lol.

Another example I can think of is when Bashir challenged Drake to an arm wrestling match, and it was a clear way to fuck with Drake's ego but Drake is so full of himself, he believes he's actually the greatest thing since slice bread. I don't like being around people who have a such large ego, that they are unable to accept anything wrong and just reframe it as "they just mad bro"

I liked Drake at first, but it's clear to me he's a californian theater kid faggot who never developed outside of drama class
 
Rolex said:
How does everyone feel about Frank's (likely) upcoming arrival in the next week or two? I know it's not exactly coddletank right now but his whole schtik seems to run counter to production's intent for this season.
I also think that he's probably going to break everyone. Especially the twins, despite their affinity for him.

We have a bit of an issue this season in that regard. Sam prepped the contestants for constant antagonism right off the bat in seasons past. I'm not sure anyone except Anisa in S5 is ready for production to turn on the heat (if that happens).
It'll either end horribly with walk-offs by all the content, or be near-peak entertainment. My guess is the former, unfortunately.
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Frank should enter the house when two additional fish are eliminated. So it will happen on the end of next week at the latest, most likely Friday evening.
Bam is currently way too nice to the fish, so in terms of "cranking the heat up a bit" he should fuck with them more. He fucked with his own family a lot in the early days, so he should have some of it still in him.
 
DeathsDesign said:
The counter still running and no acknowledgement from prod is a bit embarrassing. Also just feel the need to note Bam officially didn't make any kind of appearance on, or even mention, THE CELL. Wewlad.

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Bam is the worst decision they've ever made, he's not on screen for more than 20 minutes a day and leaves before any real challenges start because Prod doesn't have enough foresight to start challenges when he's actually there so it would AT LEAST look good for the edit.
 
Damn, the Cell only lasted 11 hours and I slept through most of it. Bashir winning is like a double un elimination because not only is his first elimination not canon, but now he’s immune from being eliminated again if Jdrake or Emma win the typing challenge.
 
JD is a dumb mf for coming on a gameshow that he knows turns into a hellhouse to "have fun". Cope Reddit Nigger Cope. Try to win. Just give the money to Landlord and the Twins if you feel they "need it so badly". If your idea of fun is public humiliation and your property damaged for the compensation of $0.00 that's insane.

Also, I missed this video which means other did too on how "he thought he was gay". He proceeds to power level embarassing information after.

 
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