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[Meiwaku]

My og art. AI is for fags.

ENTER THE DRAGON: DRAKE CELL OPS
(Updating as drama unfolds until winner is announced)

The CELL Challenge. Who stays in the longest wins. They manhandled out JD and Emma, Drake left because he had promised to leave if new whore left. Bashir was told no more violence after mogging JD, so JD talked everyone out in the 11th hour being the last contestant. HOWEVER, he made the mistake of going to sleep instead of waiting for the announcement to be official.




Context: The rules were if everyone leaves it's the last person in the cell. Chat tipped off James to this:



James tactically went back into the Cell because the timer is still running. He hoped by staying in that he could win it. He said Bashir left before it was announced formally by the wiggers so he's hoping this counts.



Edit: he is now barricading himself in. Reverse Cell. The rest of the house is asleep.

Bashir allegedly said Anissa was his target.

Edit 2:

Time stopped. Now we wait.

Edit 3:

Kody agreed it was James who won because everyone else left. He needs to talk to Jet to see.



Kody reading Monologue to Drake that he made. Kody likes him clearly and he wants to act. He's giving Kody tips for acting with a monologue.



Waiting. But TTS is back on. Drake still in room. His logic is rules are supposed to be broken and bent on this show. So he's working.


Edit 4: TTS Strategy Snitched and Bashir came up. Bashir unironically said it "wouldn't be fair" if James won.


He's barricaded in. Chaos embraced. THEY'RE PLAYING CREED Normie W.


This is NOT A Drill TIMER IS BACK ON!!!



BROOOOOO the Wiggers don't even know what to do lmfao


Bashir seething in Computer Room (original cell)



He is seething to Drake about taking immunity away. Bashir crashing out. He feels like it was all a LIE!


Drake has nailed shit in the door and made stoppers. He is not fucking around.


Piss weapons being made



Meanwhile Bashir: will he miss a second chance to go full Aloha Snackbar?


JD gay on watch:


KING WIGGER comes in to weigh in.



"Be the last person in the room." Is the rules. So his question is "what's the bigger problem?". With Bashir going full Aloha Snackbar because no violence....but he said it would be retarded to not let this cook. He is going to watch it happen.

A poll enters:



Drake/ Draco/ THE DRAGON got his job from inside the cell. Wiggers are going with the "stay the hardest" bit given the screen.



Make Beth CRASH OUT without letting anyone know its your job. He is going to try to do it from inside the CELL.

Wiggers come out over intercom and confirm STAY THE HARDEST is the challenge while Emma is talking to James.



New Challenge:




Landon pouting over not staying hard.

Also the Wiggers torturing him....

But they upped that pay... Landon is PISSED.

Wiggers have recruited Antara to ask everyone to see who stayed the hardest. Bashir throws a bitchfit and says it will take a couple of days.

Bashir- (Abstain)
JD - Bingo Bongo
Bingo/Bongo- Emma, JD, Self
Anissa- Drake
Landon- Drake

RESULTS:

BASHIR WON!!!!

 

[Meowstery]

James Drake went back into the cell at the last second after being told the timer is still going. Someone from production came up to tell him 'you probably won since you're the last person I see in here...' and the timer stopped. What a fucking play if so

 

[itogi]

Big W on James, if he actually won.

 

[Mentos]

There are rules this season! Unless we're asleep of course...

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Please god let this count it'd be so funny.

 

[Blitzsneed]

There are rules this season! Unless we're asleep of course...

For posterity:

Shoutout @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph

 

[BingBongDingDong]

There are rules this season! Unless we're asleep of course...

Tbh this feels like the wiggers coordinated with jdrake. How tf would he know the timer was still going? That and he was already eliminated for leaving, but it's a gay dating show so who knows

 

[Ben Zener]

would be hilarious seeing bashir get upset about MUH RULES, the fucking irony.

bingbong- chat told him the timer was still on. gave him the idea.

 

[itogi]

How tf would he know the timer was still going?

TTS

 

[Zeke]

Tbh this feels like the wiggers coordinated with jdrake. How tf would he know the timer was still going? That and he was already eliminated for leaving, but it's a gay dating show so who knows

TTS told him the timer was still running.

 

[Meiwaku]

Double immunity would be the best plot armor and funniest outcome.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Rigging it for james is the least funny then they could do.

 

[Meiwaku]

Lore Drop: JD only took 2 weeks off from work. He will self eliminate. He has about 4 days left.

 

[mingo mongo]

Lore Drop: JD only took 2 weeks off from work. He will self eliminate. He has about 4 days left.

What does he even do?

 

[skrod]

How does everyone feel about Frank's (likely) upcoming arrival in the next week or two? I know it's not exactly coddletank right now but his whole schtik seems to run counter to production's intent for this season.
I also think that he's probably going to break everyone. Especially the twins, despite their affinity for him.

Frank shouldn't come until at least the halfway point. I also don't like that they did the cell and the drunk POS challenges this early, they're going to run out of iconic challenges and fishtank staples by the halfway point and it will peter out like Season 3 in between the triathlon and famous house 2. I remember thinking that it was stupid of them to go straight from reveal to the the cell in s3 and then did the triathlon,drunk POS, and Frank Hassle all within the span of like 3-4 days. I sincerely doubt that they have better challenges planned once they go through all the classic ones this time around, but I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He has two siblings.

They did not look into her background much at all - they just saw the resemblance to Vicky. That they needed to justify and defend the pick is funny to see given how little thought went into it.

It helps that they used to give out Fishbucks for challenges with the cell being especially worthwhile. Immunity alone doesn't seem that urgent to them it seems. Same for whatever cash they get for the market - it doesn't seem to have much of an impact on their quality of life.

Remember the quarter capsule thing machine in S1?

Exactly.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Oh goddammit Bashir. He and go ahead and lose if he's not gonna ram that door down.

 

[itogi]

Oh goddammit Bashir. He and go ahead and lose if he's not gonna ram that door down.

Bashir chose sleeping over winning

 

[Ben Zener]

bashir is such a fucking snake. "james, why would you even want immunity?"

idk bashir, i have no idea why he would want that.

 

[There She Glows]

I haven't been able to watch as much this season. Everyone complains Emma is nontent but I don't see many Drake clips get posted to the thread. What has he done that's funny/interesting besides go back into the cell and tuck in the twins?